Red Robin: *panicking because, for the first time in like forvever, he’s stumped by a supervillain computer program that’s right in front of him*
Nightwing: *slaps him playfully on the back* I’ve seen you hack a thermometer, Tim. This is amateur hour.
When your little brother’s grounded from patrolling but Batman left you to babysit so you have to bring him with you at all times…
Robin: *sulking* I have to be in the car alone?
Red Hood: *sighhhhhhhhhs*
Red Hood: Would you rather be in the building with the gun-toting drug dealers?
hmmm
Bruce: Lucius… I’m supposed to navigate how?
Lucius: Echolocation. Time to live up to your name, Batman.
Red Hood: You know you’re not my dad, right?
Batman: Stop acting like my kid, I’ll stop acting like your dad.
– • – • – • – • –
Touché.
Batman: How long are you going to keep punishing me for letting the Joker live?
Red Hood: How long is your life span?
Robin: Kent, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?
Superboy: *sprinting across the craters on Apokolips with Damian on his back as they try to get away from a fire-breathing monster* All the time!
Robin: Then you should be used to it!
– • – • – • – • –
Guess who’s grounded?
Robin: Thanks for saving me out there today.
Superboy: 😀 Damian, are we becoming friends?
Robin: -Tt- Now you ruined it!
Red Robin: I don’t do dangerous. I do calculations, thereby eliminating the risk.
Tim: Remember your disgusting habit?
Jason: *burps loudly at his face* Which one? I’m going to need you to elaborate.
Driving away from a monster attacking Gotham City be like…
Nightwing: *looking through the rear window of the Batmobile* Uh, guys –
Red Robin: *sitting next to Dick, desperately trying to gain remote control of the Batjet using his communicator*
Robin: *riding shotgun* -Tt- You were picked for a reason, Todd! You’re supposed to be our reckless driver!
Red Hood: *about to drive the Batmobile through a burning building* I’m driving as recklessly as I can!
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