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Nightwing: *shrugs* They need our help, guys.

Red Hood: Yeah, but… This is… W-What if we… I don’t know, it’s… I don’t know. Shouldn’t we run this by Bruce first?

Robin: Ha! Father would never agree, so I say we just go do it. I bet I could get Kent to sneak into his father’s Fortress of Sadness or whatever and find us something that could help us get there –

Red Hood: *holds up a hand to stop him* Little D, I get it. I died, you died, yet we’re both standing here. A crisis rebooting our universe is basically just Tuesday for all of us. But this? We’re talking other universe-universe. Like, an outside-of-our-entire-freakin’-Multiverse universe, like even Mr. Mxyzptlk –

Nightwing: Jason’s got a point. None of us has ever gone that far. We didn’t even know it existed before this message from… @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr., who seems to be some kind of… Spiderman.

Red Robin: *clears his throat* That’s not… completely true.

Nightwing: What do you mean?

Red Robin: *whips out his phone and scrolls past about a hundred folders full of photos and case files before reaching one requiring a retinal scan to unlock*

Red Robin: *sighs deeply and aligns his eyes to the scanner*

Red Robin: You jerks better promise me you won’t judge me.

Red Robin: 

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Nightwing: …

Red Hood: …

Robin: …

To be continued?

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

That awkward moment when you bring your best friend to meet other superheroes and they’re not exactly digging his vibe…

Batman: *walking away mid-conversation*

Superman: *sheepishly scratching the back of his neck as the others stare at him with raised eyebrows*

Superman: Uh… He’s uncouth but effective?

Green Lantern: *coming to Batman’s defense* Did you hear the gravel in that voice? He’s our guy!

That awkward moment when you bring your best friend to meet other superheroes and they’re not exactly digging his vibe…

Batman: *walking away mid-conversation*

Superman: *sheepishly scratching the back of his neck as the others stare at him with raised eyebrows*

Superman: Uh… He’s uncouth but effective?

Nightwing: *staring at broken frames with pictures of Batman and Jason as Robin in them*

Red Hood: *shrugs* We deal with stress differently. You reminisce. I smash things.

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Like you weren’t crying like a baby while doing it, Jay.

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Red Robin: *panicking because, for the first time in like forvever, he’s stumped by a supervillain computer program that’s right in front of him*

Nightwing: *slaps him playfully on the back* I’ve seen you hack a thermometer, Tim. This is amateur hour.

Red Robin: Y-you kn-know this software… ?

Nightwing: *standing behind Tim, making the “don’t-mind-him-he’s-only-had-like-eight-minutes-of-sleep-for-the-past-three-days” face at @hotschott1*

Red Robin: Who trained you? And why are you helping us infiltrate an enemy base?

Nightwing [to @hotschott1]: 🙄😏

Nightwing: We’re at home, Tim. This is literally the Batcomputer.

Superman: *wrestling with Metallo* AarRgghhh!

Wonder Woman: *fending off Cheetah* AaahhhHhh!

Superman: Dia.. na… Right now we need an advantage –

Wonder Woman: *about to call Green Lantern, who just defeated a Yellow Lantern, from a few feet away*

Superman: – and that advantage is Bruce.

Bonus:

Batman: *landing the Batjet next to them 0.0000001 s after hearing that* Hn.

Tim: *turns on his boombox and tunes it to an 80s pop music station*

Tim: *gets up on the table and starts dancing the “running man”*

Bruce:

Dick:

Babs:

Jason:

Steph:

Cass:

Damian: -Tt-

Duke:

Alfred:

Tim: I’m rocking so much adrenaline right now! My blood is basically Red Bull!

Alfred: *nods at Jason*

Jason: *tackles Tim in the middle of the “cabbage patch”*

Alfred: *waits for the table to be cleared of his grandsons, then lays out breakfast entrèes for everyone*

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Good morning from the Manor!