Gotham Season 4, Episode 1. Leaving Jim Gordon without warning. This is it. This is the true beginning of Batman.
Author: chocoh0lic0201
Jason: Yeah, Timbo?
Tim: I’m not talking to you.
Jason: Oh. Who are you talking to?
Tim: Kon.
Jason: *looks around the room*
Jason: Uh. He’s not here, Timmy…
Tim: No. He’s not.
Super hearing and super friendship. Duh, Jay.
BATMAN #36
“SUPERFRIENDS” part one! Batman and Superman. For so many years they’ve
fought together for justice. Sometimes, they’ve even fought each other.
Now, from the creators who broke your heart in “The Ballad of Kite Man”
comes a look at how the flaws of each frightens the other and how the
hope in each inspires the other. Don’t miss this two-part event that
everyone will be talking about as the relationship between these two men
is forever changed.
On Sale Date: December 6, 2017
BATMAN #37
“SUPERFRIENDS” part two! The stunning conclusion to the two-part story.
Torn apart by betrayal, Batman and Superman try to find a way back to
friendship, to trust. Both understand that the future of the DCU depends
on this relationship; both understand that without the help of the
other, their lives will fall apart. And yet, one is still the spoiled
rich boy, and the other is still the naive farm boy. Men from two worlds
confront each other and try to see the hope behind the madness.
On Sale Date: December 20, 2017
So, I was checking out the official DC Comics website (to, you know, estimate how much money I’d have to save up for upcoming Rebirth stuff) and found that THE SUPER BROMANCE LIVES ON.
And I just really wanted to share it with ya’ll. Hahaha.
Trying to get Batman to gossip be like…
Green Lantern: Come on, Bats, you’re a computer! Scan your mainframe for some juicy memories.
Jason: *walks into Damian’s bedroom*
Dick, Tim, and Damian: *playing cards on the floor*
Jason: *plops down beside Tim*
Damian: You can’t be in here, Todd. You already have three farting strikes against you.
“War Games” at the Wayne Manor be like…
Red Hood: *on his motorcycle, offering a hand*
Red Hood: *Terminator voice* Come with me if you don’t want to get paint on you.
Paintball with the Batfamily, anyone?
Red Hood: You still assume that I’m a terrorist!
Nightwing: If you’re not, I’m sorry. If you are, I’m a hero. I’m willing to take that chance.
On how he plans to celebrate Father’s Day…
Bruce: My sons are going to make me breakfast in bed.
Bruce: Well, actually, Alfred’s going to make the breakfast and I’m going to get in bed, but they’re going to bring it to me.
Damian: For your information, Drake, I don’t have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape.
… of that place where you were trained to become an assassin?
Mission on a luxury liner…
Nightwing: *tries on a skipper hat* I’ve never been a captain before.
Red Hood: I have. I commanded a jet ski through an electrical storm and only had one casualty.
Nightwing: Oh, you mean on that mission with Arsenal? Jet skis only hold two people, Jay.
Red Hood: Exactly. I saved half the crew.
Roy’s fine, by the way. Still just very, very pissed at Jason.
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