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“Batman v Superman”…

Batman: I’m going to own your farm by the time this is over.

Your heat vision’s nothing to his billions of dollars, Clark.

Imagine:

Phoebe = Superman.

Joey, Chandler, Ross = Aquaman, Green Lantern, The Flash.

And, of course, “Monica” = Batman.

Superman. Always the noble one.

Bruce: Why do I need to explain everything, Jason?

Jason: Because we’re usually not on the same page.

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would fight 10 men at once

Even a chibi Batman would, I think.

Sparring session at the Batcave…

Dick: *massaging a bruised cheek*

Jason: *spitting out a loosened tooth*

Tim: *bandaging a broken wrist*

Dick: In everyone’s defense, I think the most worthy opponent of you is… you.

Damian: That is correct.

Damian: Unless there happens to be measles present.

He’s still a growing boy.

Martial arts training sessions at the Titans Tower be like…

Robin: Somebody attack me. Logan, GO!

Beast Boy: No WAY. Last time, you pulled my pants down, then tried to choke me with my shoelace.

Robin: False. I DID choke you with your shoelace.

Damian [to Jon]: The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me, I’ve bullied a lot of people.

When your little brother loses his katana mid-battle…

Red Hood: Do you even know how to use that?

Robin: *wielding a wrench from the ground* To change tires? No. But it’s metal. I can hit somebody with it.

Jay’s pretty good at both, though.

At a Teen Titans mission briefing…

Robin: *handing out dossiers*

Beast Boy [to Kid Flash]: A three-ounce fetus is calling the shots. That’s so bad ass.

Raising the Robins…

Bruce: I tried to keep him in the dark. I should have realized that he can do just as much damage in the dark.