Red Robin: *referring to Damian’s sword* Drop it, brat.
Robin: *tightening his grip* Can’t do that, Drake.
Red Hood: Guys, guys, guys, guys. Let’s just, let’s just take a minute here. Remember, we’re a family –
Red Robin and Robin: Stay in the car!
Red Hood: Technically, I still have one foot in the car –
Tim: Drop it, brat.
Damian: Can’t do that, Drake.
Jason: Guys, guys, guys, guys. Let’s just, let’s just take a minute here. Remember, we’re a family –
Tim and Damian: Stay in the car!
Jason: Technically, I still have one foot in the car.
Rescuing your best friend from the Phantom Zone be like…
Superman: *hugs Batman* You came for me, Bruce!
Batman: Hrrn.
Superman: … Or, should I say “Robot”?
Batman: Why? Because I’m not crying?
Superman: Bruce, maybe you don’t have enough RAM to understand this, but there is such thing as brotherly love.
A little nod to Clark calling Bruce his brother in canon recently. *winks*
Justice League-mandated group therapy sessions be like…
Black Canary: What do we always say is the most important thing?
Red Hood: Family? I’ve tried that. It does not work for me.
When asked about his strategies in mentoring Robin…
Batman: I always talk about being a great man. Maybe the way to do that isn’t by being the biggest businessman in Gotham City. It’s by –
Nightwing: *hanging upside down from the ceiling* Being the best brother in Gotham City.
Lucius: *pulls cover to unveil the latest Batmobile*
Lucius: Now, with this model, you might get some stares.
Bruce: I’m used to it.
Mornings at the Manor…
Dick, Tim, and Damian: *watch as Bruce and Selina come out of the bedroom*
Jason: A man. A woman. A bedroom. Let’s solve for x.
The Flash [about Batman]: Did he look… betrayed to you?
Green Lantern: He kind of always looks that way.
Catching your brothers sneaking into Damian’s bedroom be like…
Dick: This is an unacceptable invasion of privacy! Did you read his diary too?
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: No. We couldn’t find it.
It’s a matter of survival, Dick. They need to know if and when the little twerp plans to attack them and how. (Come on, like you don’t know want to know what goes on inside his head, too.)
Dick: You are… very special, Little D. Are you aware of this?
Damian: There’s an anti-bullying policy in the Justice League named after me. Yes, I’m aware of it.
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