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Introducing old friends to new ones be like…

Artemis: You know, your friend Roy, he’s a lot like you.

Jason: I don’t know if that’s a compliment.

The Robins and their Emergency Room visits (because sometimes Alfred isn’t around)…

Dick/Jason/Tim: So, hand-to-hand combat, parkour, jumping out of airplanes, that’s out, right?

Doctor: *looks at the camera like they’re on “The Office”*

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And then there’s…

Damian: -Tt-

Wally: Dude, I can’t meet you for lunch today.

Dick: That’s good. Because I think I’ve run out of sandwich ideas.

Visiting your best friend’s hometown be like…

Arsenal: *on the phone* Dude, I need help finding this place –

Red Hood: Follow the gunshots.

Arsenal: Copy that.

Green Lantern: Am I supposed to hug you?

Batman: Don’t even think about it, or the next crime scene we investigate will be your own.

At a Justice League mission briefing…

Batman: Any questions?

Red Hood: *yelling from the back* Why’re you such a poopy head?

Red Robin [whispering to Superboy]: That’s why he gets timeouts.

At a Justice League mission briefing…

Batman: Any questions?

Red Hood: *yelling from the back* Why’re you such a poopy head?

Red Robin [whispering to Superboy]: That’s why he gets timeouts.

Sending your favorite characters off to a mission be like…

Me [to Batman and the Robins]: Do me a favor. Stay alive.

Rare moments of reflection be like…

Red Hood: What are we doing with our lives, Roy?

Arsenal: I don’t know, but it’s fun.

Dick: You come to Cass’s ballet classes often?

Jason: How do you think I get these sexy damn legs?