Damian: Drake, I’ve been meaning to tell you something…

Tim: Yeah?

Damian: You suck.

Lois: *lying in bed, drawing circles on Clark’s bare chest using her finger*

Phone: *vibrates*

Clark: Ah, it’s Bruce.

Lois: Don’t get it.

Clark: It could be work.

Lois: That’s why I said don’t get it.

At the safe house…

Doorbell: *buzzes*

Jason: *sighs* It’s Morse code. It’s Damian.

Roy: How do you know?

Jason: Because the doorbell just said, “It’s me, morons”.

Superman: *looking on as Batman packs a Bat-duffel bag for an off-planet Justice League mission*

Superman: Bruce… Don’t you think the adoption papers are a little bit unnecessary?

Batman: Hn. I would agree with you a hundred percent on Opposite Day.

He’s must always be ready for anything, Clark.

Tim: *carefully running his hands over the dusty velvet Davenport in the Manor living room*

Bruce: …

Alfred: …

Dick: …

Damian: *smirks*

Jason: *shrugs* The Vicodin seems to be working. He claims that it makes the furniture feel friendly.

Jason, this is not what your adoptive father meant when he asked you to watch over your sleep-deprived, younger brother while they were gone.

Robin: It’s not a spaceship.

Beast Boy: Well, if it smells like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck…

Robin: But then it would be a duck, not a spaceship, so your point escapes me.

Beast Boy: *rubs face in frustration* It’s just a metaphor!

Reblog if you love the DCEU almost as much as Bruce Wayne loves Clark Kent in Justice League (2017)

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Because let’s face it, no one will ever love anything as much as Bruce Wayne loves Clark Kent in Justice League (2017).

Except comic book Bruce Wayne.

Red Hood: I don’t really do well with change, I guess.

Batman: Well, you’re better than I am.

Red Hood: The pyramids are better at change than you are.

Red Hood: … It’s a joke! Hey, I was being affectionate.

Batman: *loading the Batplane with heavy new equipment from Wayne Tech*

Catwoman: Bruce, you’re going to a war zone in a week. Please, don’t be a hero. Please, just don’t be you.

CSI Barry Allen: *while examining a crime scene* ♫

We see big stars, tiny atoms, too, because that is what scientists do. We get the facts and say what’s true, because that is what scientists do. In darkest day, in blackest night, no science shall escape my sight!

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♬

Meanwhile, someone floating in outer space is getting teary-eyed over his adorkable best friend.