Author: chocoh0lic0201

When you’re doing surveillance and bored out of your mind and your little brother’s “lectures” aren’t helping…

Robin: What are you doing now, Todd?

Red Hood: *rolling up a piece of paper* Making a straw.

Robin: Why?

Red Hood: So I can shoot you with a spitball.

Robin: You’re not going to do that, and I’ll tell you why. This is a mission, I am your partner, and you’re going to treat me with the prop – *chokes a bit* You shot your spit in my mouth!

Red Hood: Is this gonna be a long night? Because I don’t think I could do that again.

Visiting your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Jason: *comes out of the bathroom bewildered*

Jason: Four-ply?! If his butt is so delicate, why doesn’t Dick just use an angora rabbit?

Damian: For starters, they shed and bite.

Visiting your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Jason: *comes out of the bathroom bewildered*

Jason: Four-ply?! If his butt is so delicate, why doesn’t Dick just use an angora rabbit?

Damian: For starters, they shed and bite.

When you visit your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment and ask him (authoritatively) to pick up after himself…

Damian: Why are you being a baby, Grayson?

Dick: I’m not a baby! I’m a grown man and I made my bed! Now where’s my Coco Crunch?

When you visit your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment and ask him (authoritatively) to pick up after himself…

Damian: Why are you being a baby, Grayson?

Dick: I’m not a baby! I’m a grown man and I made my bed! Now where’s my Coco Crunch?