When asked how he spent time with his brothers yesterday…
Jason: The dentist pulled my tooth out. It’s always a good idea to demonstrate to the guys that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
In which we can hear his brothers groaning all the way from Gotham and see his adoptive father’s hair become instantly grayer, @foxtrotsambablue. (Because of the horrors they face on a daily basis, few can top the sight of Dick in this.)
did someone already did it or–
y’all need to check etsy’s robin section bc
go ahead and tell me he wouldn’t wear these to freak someone out
Dick: I can’t believe you bugged my apartment, Little D! That’s terrible!
Damian: No, “terrible” is having to listen to you and that moron West yammer on for four hours about which sandwich you would bring if you were stranded on an island.
Superman: *whispering to Wonder Woman* If I had a dollar for every person I couldn’t hang out with because they didn’t like Batman, I’d be rich. Like fill-my-tractor-tank-up-all-the-way rich.
Meanwhile….
Batman: *turning off his earpiece* Hn.
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He may not have super hearing, but your best friend’s got super surveillance equipment, Clark.
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