When your old team meets your new team…
Arsenal: *flying around the safe house on Bizarro’s back*
Artemis: Is that the old friend who almost got you killed a few years ago?
Red Hood: *grinning proudly* Yeah, like six times.
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Releasing your grandson into the wild that is the Wayne Enterprises gala…
Alfred: *straightening Dick’s bowtie* Now, Master Richard, be charming but not too charming.
Dick: That’s like asking Superman not to be too super.
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Or his adoptive father not to be too broody.
When your adoptive father starts lecturing you in the middle of patrol…
Red Hood: *yelling at two GCPD officers in a police car* Got a crime scene right here! Batman just killed the mood!
When your date asks what your life’s like…
Rason Rodd: I’m Boring Man, except for the contract out on my life.
Family Patrol Night…
Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: You can fire us both for insubordination if you want, but we’ve got this.
Batman: *hears an explosion in the background*
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Batboys out. *click*
Red Robin: *click*
Batman:
Batman: *groans*
Batman: *reads article in Gotham Gazette about Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin, and around 5 million dollars-worth of property damage*
Batman: Hrrrn.
Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin: …
Batman:
Batman: *sighs*
Batman: *takes out check book*
Batman: I prefer you screw up while not wearing your uniforms.
Interrogation 101, part 2…
Robin: Well, should I beat the answer out of you?
Criminal: No, thanks. I’ll talk.
Robin: -Tt-
Bat-terrogation.
Imagine: Alfred picking up Red Hood and bringing him to the Manor for the holidays as per Batman’s orders.
Imagine: Dick listening as Bruce gives instructions, then noticing Jason and Damian sneaking into the Batmobile.
Good older brothers don’t tattle.
Imagine: Bruce and Dick watching Tim and Damian spar in the Batcave, then realizing that things are starting to go… overboard.
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