lurkinglurkerwholurks:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When Bruce and Clark met Diana…

Batman: *staring intently at Wonder Woman from across the room* Come stand next to me.

Superman: Why?

Batman: So she doesn’t think I’m creepy.

Superman: Well, you are creepy.

Batman: I realize this. That’s why I need you.

ma’am this is my emotional support alien