zoanne wilkins – incorrect-batfamily-quotes

Charming the ladies be like…

Zoanne: You’re weird.

Tim: Sorry.

Zoanne: No, that was a compliment actually.

Giving brotherly dating advice…

Jason [about Zoanne]: Option One: ask her out.

Tim: Impossible.

Jason: Fair enough. Option Two: become her friend.

Tim: She’s the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.

Jason: Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.

Tim: It’s a route I’ve considered.

Jason: …

Jason: And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of…?

Tim: Hygiene.

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Tim, no. Also, get enough sleep before you start contemplating these things.

Tim trying to win his girlfriend back…

Tim [about Zoanne]: I want to do something for her… but what?

Alfred: Well, there’s the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep…

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Or, y’know, not falling asleep on a rollercoaster during your date?

Zoanne: You’re coming over to my house tonight. And we’re gonna… “study”.

Tim: Come on! I never get to do anything fun.

Zoanne: Wow, you’re dumb.

Tim: Well, I guess that’s why I gotta go “study”!