A “cook-in” at your best friend’s apartment be like…
Wally: I got the steak from the freezer. *slams a package onto the kitchen counter*
Dick: Why do you have chocolate on your face?
Wally: It was under a chocolate pie.
Dick: So you ate your way through it?
Wally: I made a judgment call. You weren’t there.
Dick [to Kaldur]: Have you seen the way Wally looks at Artemis? The same way he used to look at Halloween candy.
When the Titans are scheduled to make an appearance but you just can’t take it anymore…
Kid Flash: I actually have my own charity to attend to: Wally’s Tummy Foundation. *speeds away ala Road Runner*
When your best friend makes the worst puns…
Wally [to Dick]: You’re too beautiful to be funny, dude. It’s not your fault, but you’ve never had to compensate for anything.
Arguing with your best friend be like…
Dick: Well, I dropped my cell phone in a bowl of cereal last week, idiot! If you had called me, you would have known that!
Wally: *raises an eyebrow*
Dick: Oh.
Don’t bother with crime alerts on January 16 because…
Nightwing: Once Wally starts thinking about birthday cake, he becomes useless until he has birthday cake.
At a Titans mission briefing…
Kid Flash: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. Let’s go!
He gets hungry a lot.
Wally: Earlier, I was licking icing off my finger and, boom! I swallowed my wedding ring.
Linda: *sighs*
Because speedsters enjoy eating a lot more than everyone else.
Aqualad: And he likes Nightwing because… ?
Kid Flash: Because who wouldn’t?
Nightwing: Aren’t you supposed to have an Olympic gold medal in jibber-jabber?
Kid Flash: Yeah, but I’m a sprinter. I’m at my best during high-speed bursts of wit.
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