After returning from disappearing in the Speed Force…
Wally: Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time.
Wally:But then I’m like “food, farts, food, whatever”.
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Bruce [to Wally and Kyle]: Both of you have done exemplary work, which I appreciate.
Kyle: And I can see that by the absolutely no indicators on your face.
Kyle: This gambit was designed to fail. It’s just like in chess. Sometimes in order to win, you’ve got to sacrifice your king.
Wally: That’s exactly how you lose at chess. Have you ever played the game?
Wally: Aw, man, this is almost too easy.
Dick: Are you crying?
Wally: No, that’s eyeball sweat.
Wally: So, I’m going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Dick: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Wally: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
Dick: I pity your dentist.
Wally: Joke’s on you! I don’t have a dentist.
Wally: Dick, they found one of the stolen paintings at her house.
Dick: But she says she didn’t know how it ended up there. She’s being set up.
Wally: Framed! Art joke. Continue.
Dick talking to Wally about being a vigilante…
Dick: Everything I have I owe to this job. This stupid, wonderful, unpredictable, amazing job.
Wally: Wikipedia is the best thing ever! Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
Bomb diffusal…
Robin [on the Comm Link]: What’s going on?
Superboy: The timer sped up!
Robin: What? Did you cut the green one?
Kid Flash: Yes. Roger. Steven. Whoever!
Robin: What were the last two letters?
Kid Flash: B as in Butthole!
Superboy: Dick, what do we do here?
Kid Flash: And M as in Mancy.
Robin: What?
Supeboy: M as in what?
Kid Flash: Mancy. What did you think I said?
Robin: Nancy! You idiot!
Superboy: Dick, tell me what to do!
Robin: So, do ya’ll have parachutes?
Superboy: No!
Robin: Well that would be, you know, problem solved.
Superboy: Dick!
Robin: I don’t know. Push it off with your big-ass hands! Good luck, dude.
Dick: Enjoying Damian’s cruelty-free vegan seafood buffet?
Wally: It’s pretty good once you get over how allergic I am to soy.
Dick: What?! Oh my gosh! Don’t eat that! *tries to grab the food*
Wally: *pushes back* Hey! I’m a consenting adult!
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