Arguing with your best friend be like…
Dick: Well, I dropped my cell phone in a bowl of cereal last week, idiot! If you had called me, you would have known that!
Wally: *raises an eyebrow*
Dick: Oh.
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When your best friend makes the worst puns…
Wally [to Dick]: You’re too beautiful to be funny, dude. It’s not your fault, but you’ve never had to compensate for anything.
When Wally met Dick…
Robin: *wearing a green scaly leotard*
Kid Flash: What am I looking at here, Robin? Hero to hero, didn’t you want to wear something a little more form-flattering? Like a pile of towels?
Roy [to Wally]: If you go with Donna, you’re doing the smart, sensible thing and moving on. And if you go with Linda, does that mean Donna’s free tonight?
That one time Roy got a part-time job at a fast food restaurant…
Dick: What’s your soda refill policy?
Roy: All you can drink, if you buy a jumbo cup.
Wally: Careful, Roy. That’s how I bankrupted a Pizza Hut.
Dick, Kaldur’ahm, and Conner: *stare in horror*
Wally: *taking debris out from between his teeth with a toothpick* Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything.
Impulse [about Iris]: You see the way Grandpa looks at her? It’s like how Wally looks at a cheeseburger.
Downtime chat with your speedster best friend be like…
Wally: *smugly* Do you know what today is?
Dick: No, what?
Wally: Today is tomorrow. It happened.
Dick:
Wally: Let me give you a little tip: If you have to explain your suit to someone, it’s probably not a good costume.
Batman: *walks into the Hall of Justice*
Green Lantern (Kyle) to The Flash (Wally): I am equal parts scared and fascinated.
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