Walking in on the guys at Mount Justice be like…
Conner: M’gann! We were just –
Dick: – about to –
Wally: – eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??
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Just another Tuesday at Mount Justice…
Wally: I can’t believe Conner attacked a table with a fire axe and is still only the second craziest person in the room.
Asking your best friend to do monitor duty at Mount Justice be like…
Dick [to Wally]: Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid.
Downtime chat with your speedster best friend be like…
Wally: Do you know what today is?
Dick: No, what?
Wally: Today is tomorrow. It happened.
Speed Force training be like…
Barry: Alright, we’re here, boys! Get ready! Your exit’s comin’ up, Wally!
Wally: Where? I don’t see it.
Bart: There! I see it! I see it!
Wally: You mean the swirling vortex of terror?
Bart: That’s it, dude!
Imagine: M’gann, to Wally.
Trying out M’gann’s cooking…
Wally: It tastes like feet.
Wally: I like it.
Dick: Are you serious?
Wally: Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!
When you’re trying to tell your teammates a story, but you’re also ridiculously attractive…
Conner [about Wally]: We started a rumor.
M’gann: What rumor?
Artemis: Oh, come on, Superboy! Just take off your shirt and tell us.
Explaining to his teammates why there won’t be any dinner at Mount Justice tonight…
Wally: Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.
You could be the hottest chick in town, but…
Wally: I don’t like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?
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