While Robin’s lecturing the Teen Titans on professionalism…
Beast Boy [to Kid Flash]: *whispers* Yeah, and bringing your cat to work is a sign of strength.
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When asked his most favorite after-meal snack that Linda ever packed for him…
Wally: It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.
When you’re hungry, and impatient, and hypermetabolic sans your energy bars, and still in a freakin’ Titans meeting…
Wally: Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. Let’s go!
Fair warning to the team about his best friend…
Dick [about Wally]: Once he starts thinking about birthday cake, he becomes useless until he has birthday cake.
Ordering at a restaurant…
Wally: I’ll have number eight.
Waiter: That’s a party platter, sir…
Wally: I know what I am, kid.
Try-outs for the Inter-Universe Space Olympics…
Roy: Number one is being able to “run 2 miles in under 2 minutes”. That’s a typo, right? That’s not humanly possible.
Wally: *clears throat*
Convincing your ridiculously attractive best friend to “take one for the team” on a seduction mission…
Wally [to Dick]: Do you have any of those shirts that look wet all the time? Or, like, green scaly briefs? Oh! You know what’s always sexy? Finger stripes.
Camping trips with your whiny speedster boyfriend be like…
Artemis: Well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Wally: I ate it already.
Artemis: What?
Wally: I could smell it in your purse before I even sped us here. And now it’s gone and I hate everything.
At a party on Mount Justice…
Wally: Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night, I will have between one and four new girlfriends.
Wally: I’ve got one speed and it is full throttle!
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