Dick: Hey, have you ever fasted?
Wally: Well, once I didn’t have dinner until, like, nine o’clock. That was pretty rough.
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Dick, Kaldur’ahm, and Conner: *stare in horror*
Wally: Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything.
Proud boyfriend be like…
Wally [about Artemis]: She is an excellent shot! She can hit a pimple on an elephant’s ass from a hundred yards away.
Dick:
Wally: Let me give you a little tip: If you have to explain your suit to someone, it’s probably not a good costume.
When Dick invited him to a trip to the Kent Farm with Damian…
Wally: I don’t wanna meet anything on Monday that I’m gonna eat on Friday.
Defending your best friend’s eating habits be like…
Dick: Let’s face it: a well-fed Wally is hardly a model of emotional stability. Now, deprive him of food and, stage by stage, it’s a slow descent into madness.
Teaming up with your hypermetabolic speedster best friend on a case be like…
Wally: If we’re going to work, you got any food around here?
Dick: I have three TV dinners.
Wally: No. I need some food with a little bit more food in it.
Batman: I don’t understand why people run.
The Flash: Well, it’s therapeutic. It has great cardiovascular benefits. What’s more, it gets the old endorphins pumping. I tell you, running gives me a great high.
Batman: I was referring to the driver running from the scene of the crime, Flash.
Nightwing’s true origin story…
Wally [to Dick]: Face it, you think you’re too good-looking to be the sidekick.
When you notice all the gussying up Nightwing, Aqualad, Superboy, and Kid Flash are doing…
Batman: It’s a meeting with the government, not a bachelor auction.
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