When you ask your best friend for half…
Wally [to Dick]: Dude, they’re donuts. Either you’re all-in or you’re all-out.
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When you finally discover why your kitchen cabinets always wind up empty…
Dick: *notices a red streak followed by a flicker of yellow light cross his living room in half a second*
Dick: *loudly* Maybe my apartment’s being invaded by some sort of super rat.
When Billy Batson hangs out with the Robins…
Wally [to Kyle]: It’s like trying to find Waldo in a sea of Waldos.
When you finally get to meet the Batman in the flesh…
Wally and Kyle: *watching open-mouthed as Batman works on the Watchtower computer*
Wally: This is so weird. I dressed up as him for Halloween.
Kyle: I did, too.
That one time Roy got a part-time job at a fast food restaurant…
Dick: What’s your soda refill policy?
Roy: All you can drink, if you buy a jumbo cup.
Wally: Careful, Roy. That’s how I bankrupted a Pizza Hut.
Red Tornado: Kid Flash has been implanted with several highly powerful tracking devices.
Robin: How did that happen?!
Red Tornado: I left them in a bowl and he ate them.
The Flash: Dick, your butt just gave me an idea!
Nightwing: Yep, it’ll do that.
Arguing with your speedster boyfriend be like….
Wally: I don’t even want your pie!
Artemis: But you already ate the whole thing.
Wally: Well, I’m not going to digest it!
At the Titans Tower…
Pizza Delivery Guy: Why are all these pizzas piling up?
Dick: Wally West went on a diet.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Oh, crud! I just bought a boat!
That time Dick gave the Titans a tour of Wayne Manor…
Wally [to Garth]: You are gonna die when you see the master bath. I almost spilled future generations just looking at it!
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