When Wally met Dick…
Robin: *wearing a green scaly leotard*
Kid Flash: What am I looking at here, Robin? Hero to hero, didn’t you want to wear something a little more form-flattering? Like a pile of towels?
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‘Fessing up to your girlfriend be like…
Wally [to Artemis]: I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
Black Canary: What have we always said is the most important thing? What comes first?
Kid Flash: Breakfast.
Everyone else: Family.
Kid Flash: Family. Right. I thought you meant out of the things you eat.
Robin: *chatters on loudly about the Batcave’s history to Aqualad*
Superboy: *lifts and examines the giant coin*
Kid Flash: *zooms in and out of every room in the Manor (especially the kitchen)*
Batman: *tries to do work on the Batcomputer*
Batman: Hrrrn.
Batman: *contacts the rest of the Justice League at the Watchtower*
Batman: How did I get elected Supernanny?
Justice League: *burst out laughing*
You’re a natural, Batdad.
Roy [to Wally]: If you go with Donna, you’re doing the smart, sensible thing and moving on. And if you go with Linda, does that mean Donna’s free tonight?
Dick: *walks in on Wally cooking a lot of food*
Dick: Hey.
Wally: Hey.
Dick: Whoa. So, I’m guessing you either had a fight with Linda, or… um, Italy called and said it was hungry.
Or he’s just having a midday snack?
Waiting for your wife to get dressed for Double Date Night be like…
Wally [to Dick]: This is unbelievable. It’s been, like, half an hour. If this were a cartoon, you’d be looking like ham right about now.
When you bring Alfred’s cookies to the Titans Tower…
Nightwing: Listen, guys, it was great seeing you again.
Nightwing: Wally, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they’re just food, they’re not love.
Prenatal check-ups be like…
Wally: *picks up a surgical instrument*
Wally: Quack, quack. Quack, quack. Quack.
Linda: Honey, that opens my cervix.
Wally: *wiggles eyebrows* I love when you get angry.
Artemis: *glares*
Wally: I mean at other people, not at me.
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