Marital trouble be like…
Wally [about Linda]: Why would she keep something from me?
Dick: *pats his back*
Wally: I shared my body with that woman.
Wally: And my Netflix password.
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Downtime at the Titans Tower…
Wally: *swirling wine in a glass*
Wally: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir.
Dick: I’m sure that would pair nicely with your fine nuggets of chicken.
When you feel like the third wheel in your own marriage…
Linda: Wally, you’re grown men. You and Dick don’t have to do everything together.
Wally: I know, that’s why I’m spending tonight with you.
Best buddies can be tough competition, Lin.
On a life raft in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, with dwindling food rations…
Wally: Sorry I ate so much food.
Dick: Yeah, that was a pretty dick move.
Dick: You want to talk about endless patience? Babs made me watch all five seasons of “Sex and the City”.
Wally: Dude, there’re six seasons.
Dick: Oh, crap.
Of course Wally would know. Linda makes him do it, too.
Celebrating Kid Flash’s birthday be like…
Wally: It’s my favorite kind of cake! Gigantic!
Feeling that awkward tension in Mount Justice be like…
Dick: You know what else is interesting? Since M’gann has been here, you haven’t mentioned the love of your life once.
Wally: What are you talking about? I’ve talked about spare ribs like ten times – Oh, Artemis!
Wally: *holding a piece of chocolate from M’gann*
Wally: I did wish for a birthday kiss. I should’ve been more specific.
You know it’s a legitimate Titans emergency when…
Wally: I have never said this in the history of my life, but I think we should skip dinner.
When you’re married to a speedster…
Linda: Wally, are you ever going to forgive me?
Wally: Lin, I’m obligated to keep loving you, so I will take my rage out on my own body.
Wally: Let’s go to Big Belly Burger.
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