When your best friend’s one of the nicest people in the Multiverse…
Wally [to Dick]: You even work too hard at passive aggression.
Yeaaaaah, just don’t mess with his family and friends. Especially his adoptive father.
Tag: wally west
Reasoning with a fifth dimension imp about your best friend be like…
Kid Flash [about Nightwing]: In what war is he a criminal? In the battle for our affections?!?
When asked to describe his best friend…
Wally: Dick Grayson is a magical elf-like man who makes us all more magical by being near him.
Kid Flash [to witness]: I was gonna ask you the same question, Ma’am…
Nightwing: Dude, this woman just witnessed a crime…
Kid Flash: *grinning* Yeah, a crime in progress. She’s stealing my heart, but I ain’t pressing charges.
Nightwing: *accidentally sits on his own cellphone*
Kid Flash: *reads text message from bestbrobin: “Ey, Wal”*
Kid Flash: *smirks* Creepiest butt-text ever.
And the mystery that is Richard John Grayson’s gluteal muscles goes on…
Nightwing: *walking away from a very intoxicated Kid Flash, who had apparently discovered a special beer formulated for speedsters*
Wonder Girl: … ?
Nightwing: He’s been grilling me about where circus performers go when they die.
The Flash: Is that Mr. O’Brien?
Green Lantern: That’s the buffet table, dude.
The Flash: Well, how can we be sure unless we question it?
Either Wally’s just trying to grab a quick bite or that really is Plas.
Wally: Dude, I can’t meet you for lunch today.
Dick: That’s good. Because I think I’ve run out of sandwich ideas.
Dick: I can’t believe you bugged my apartment, Little D! That’s terrible!
Damian: No, “terrible” is having to listen to you and that moron West yammer on for four hours about which sandwich you would bring if you were stranded on an island.
Batman: Well, done, Wallace.
The Flash: Sir, since I pulled that off, can I please wear shorts to work?
Batman: I’ve already said no.
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