Alfred: *walks into the Batcave carrying a tray of cookies*
Alfred:
Alfred: Master Bruce, is everything alright?
Batman: *looks up for a second* Oh. Alfred.
Alfred: *frowns suspiciously*
Batman: *distractedly* Uh, Alps. Mission. With Clark.
Alfred: *looks at the Batcomputer screen displaying a Tumblr page*
Batman: I’ve been doing some research on optimal wilderness disguises.
Alfred: *watching silently as his vigilante son, donning a yellow cowl, pulls at tight spots on his snow-colored suit and flips its matching furry cape, using the Batmobile’s reflective surface as a mirror*
Alfred: *leaves the tray on Bruce’s work table and proceeds to walk out, grinning* Then I shall leave you to it.
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@xellexavierxau, looks like someone liked your idea.
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