Red Hood: Did it work?

Robin: *scoffs* Must you ask me that, Todd? *holds up the keycard to the Batmobile*

Red Robin: Ha! *holds out his hand* Pay up, Jay! I knew it. I knew it.

Red Hood: I’m honestly impressed. *slaps $100 on Tim’s hand* 

Robin: *adjusts his collar* Blood son, remember? 

Red Hood: *opening his wallet and letting its contents drop on the table* Now, let’s say I pay you… two hundred… fifty-six dollars and… sixty cents, would that make you nicer to us?

Red Robin: *turns on his mobile banking app* Hold on, hold on, plenty more where that came from.

Nightwing: *enters the room* 

Robin: *runs to Dick and hugs him tightly*

Nightwing: *surprised* Heeeey, Li’l D… You okay?

Red Hood: Nice.

Red Robin: We haven’t even paid  you yet.

Robin: *burying his face in Dick’s tummy, muffling his voice* You don’t have to pay me for this.

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Meanwhile, in the Batcave…

Batman: *replaying surveillance footage of Damian whimpering and hugging him tightly seconds  before he hands over the keycard for the nth time*

Batman: *narrows his eyes* Hrnnn.

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@tenaciouspeacesandwich Uhhhh… Yes and no?