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incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When your billionaire father’s also a vigilante who doesn’t have time to ponder how much gifts for teenagers cost…

Tim: Bruce, um, can I have some money to buy Damian a birthday present?

Bruce: Here you go.

Tim: *counts the money* Bruce, this is $110!

Bruce: Oh, sorry. *hands him the whole wallet*

Jason: Hey, excuse you! I am a great gift giver –

Dick: *wearing boxers that have a “Badman” logo that’s shaped suspiciously like the Bat symbol*

Tim: *throwing pieces of a broken plastic watch into the garbage can*

Damian: *pouring cat food branded “Cat Food” onto Alfred the Cat’s bowl*

Jason:

Jason: *yelling to be overheard* Yeah, well, maybe if sOmEoNe – like, I dunno, a BAJILLIONNAIRE or something – increased my allowance, @sleepytarotcat –

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Evenings in the Batcave…

Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer*

Red Robin: *tuning up the Redbird*

Batman: Fart.

Red Robin:

Red Robin: Uh…

Red Robin: Did you say “fart”?

Batman: Yes. That’s me being rather silly.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

And, to this day, no one believes Tim.

Superman: *fighting Parademons on Apokolips*

Superman:

Superman: *chuckles* Fart.

~ • ~ • ~ •

I mean if Clark can canonically single out Bruce’s heartbeat while flying over earth, I think he can hear him say “Fart”.

@sleepytarotcat

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Evenings in the Batcave…

Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer*

Red Robin: *tuning up the Redbird*

Batman: Fart.

Red Robin:

Red Robin: Uh…

Red Robin: Did you say “fart”?

Batman: Yes. That’s me being rather silly.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

And, to this day, no one believes Tim.

Superman: *fighting Parademons on Apokolips*

Superman:

Superman: *chuckles* Fart.

~ • ~ • ~ •

I mean if Clark can canonically single out Bruce’s heartbeat while flying over earth, I think he can hear him say “Fart”.

@sleepytarotcat

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When your billionaire father’s also a vigilante who doesn’t have time to ponder how much gifts for teenagers cost…

Tim: Bruce, um, can I have some money to buy Damian a birthday present?

Bruce: Here you go.

Tim: *counts the money* Bruce, this is $110!

Bruce: Oh, sorry. *hands him the whole wallet*

Jason: Hey, excuse you! I am a great gift giver –

Dick: *wearing boxers that have a “Badman” logo that’s shaped suspiciously like the Bat symbol*

Tim: *throwing pieces of a broken plastic watch into the garbage can*

Damian: *pouring cat food branded “Cat Food” onto Alfred the Cat’s bowl*

Jason:

Jason: *yelling to be overheard* Yeah, well, maybe if sOmEoNe – like, I dunno, a BAJILLIONNAIRE or something – increased my allowance, @sleepytarotcat –