Me: *wiping the sleep off my eyes while walking from the Manor kitchen and into the Batcave at 4 AM after hearing a soft whir and clanking metal*

Me: Bruce… ? What are you doing?

Bruce: *without bothering to look up while choosing among Bat-ccesories* Showing people that their actions have consequences.

Me: *looking from the Bat-grade sewing machine to the yellow, green and red, mythril-ish fabric being sewn by it*

Me: Wait, is that a –

Bruce: Hn.

Me: Do the boys know about this?!

Bruce: *jerks his head toward the Batcomputer*

Me: *looks in horror at the screen while it displays a red dot fast approaching an undisclosed location on a map*

Me: They’re on their way to them?

Bruce: *turns his back to me*

Me: Bruce, that Tumblr user has things to do, a life of their own to continue living, you can’t just – THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION FOR GETTING TAGGED by @rosevered .

Bruce: If you’d want to join us for breakfast, Alfred’s already preparing pancakes for them. *places the finished uniform in a glass display case*

rosevered:

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dc-comics-gal:

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An Incorrect Interview with the Batfamily…

Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.

Me: *blinks*

Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –

Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*

Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?

Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–

Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*

Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?

Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?

Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –

Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –

Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*

Me: Did I say something wrong?

Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*

Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?

Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?

Me: Well –

Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –

Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*

Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –

Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –

Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*

Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!

Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.

Alfred: *walks into the room*

Room: *falls silent*

Alfred: No dessert for all of you.

Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*

Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…

Me: *blinks*

Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*

The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!

Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.

Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,

a-wayne-at-heart/incorrect-batfamily-quotes

This is the best thing I have ever read in my life

Robin: *tying @dc-comics-gal up*

Red Robin: Brat, what in the –

Red Hood: Woah, woah, Li’l D –

Robin: *hissing* Will you two shut up? Father and Grayson might hear you!

Red Robin: What exactly are you trying to do?

Robin: *carrying @dc-comics-gal into the Batmobile* Trying to sneak them into the Manor! Obviously, Drake!

Red Hood: Well, not that I’d mind seeing the old Bat have a fit, but… why, kid?

Robin: One more question, Todd, and I swear –

Me: Hey, hey, hey! Put the Tumblr user down.

Me: Now, Damian.

Me:

Me: Okay, good.

Me: On our earth, we just say thank you.

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

So, thank you!

It’s getting better and better and better 🙂 and I love it 💕

Damian: *shuts his bedroom door behind him*

Dick: Hey, Li’l D –

Dick:

Dick: Is there someone in your room?

Damian: No one! Nothing! None of your business! Now, get out of my way Grayson, I need to find Pennyworth! *rushes past him to the kitchen*

Dick: *slowly opens the door*

Jason: *showing @rosevered some of his favorite 18th century novels* Yo, Dames, you got the tea yet? We’re out –

Dick:

Jason:

Tim: *drops the stack of Xbox games he was carrying*

Dick:

Tim: Uhhh… Damian’s guest from… *looks to @rosevered* Which Earth did you say you were from again?

Dick:

Dick: *sits down beside them on the carpeted floor and offers to shake their hand* Another one of Robin’s stow-aways, huh? Welcome to the Manor, @rosevered .

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

No matter how many times I tell the Bats that a simple thank you would do, they just won’t listen, so I hope you don’t mind!

rosevered:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

dc-comics-gal:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

An Incorrect Interview with the Batfamily…

Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.

Me: *blinks*

Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –

Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*

Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?

Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–

Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*

Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?

Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?

Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –

Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –

Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*

Me: Did I say something wrong?

Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*

Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?

Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?

Me: Well –

Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –

Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*

Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –

Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –

Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*

Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!

Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.

Alfred: *walks into the room*

Room: *falls silent*

Alfred: No dessert for all of you.

Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*

Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…

Me: *blinks*

Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*

The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!

Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.

Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,

a-wayne-at-heart/incorrect-batfamily-quotes

This is the best thing I have ever read in my life

Robin: *tying @dc-comics-gal up*

Red Robin: Brat, what in the –

Red Hood: Woah, woah, Li’l D –

Robin: *hissing* Will you two shut up? Father and Grayson might hear you!

Red Robin: What exactly are you trying to do?

Robin: *carrying @dc-comics-gal into the Batmobile* Trying to sneak them into the Manor! Obviously, Drake!

Red Hood: Well, not that I’d mind seeing the old Bat have a fit, but… why, kid?

Robin: One more question, Todd, and I swear –

Me: Hey, hey, hey! Put the Tumblr user down.

Me: Now, Damian.

Me:

Me: Okay, good.

Me: On our earth, we just say thank you.

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

So, thank you!

It’s getting better and better and better 🙂 and I love it 💕

Damian: *shuts his bedroom door behind him*

Dick: Hey, Li’l D –

Dick:

Dick: Is there someone in your room?

Damian: No one! Nothing! None of your business! Now, get out of my way Grayson, I need to find Pennyworth! *rushes past him to the kitchen*

Dick: *slowly opens the door*

Jason: *showing @rosevered some of his favorite 18th century novels* Yo, Dames, you got the tea yet? We’re out –

Dick:

Jason:

Tim: *drops the stack of Xbox games he was carrying*

Dick:

Tim: Uhhh… Damian’s guest from… *looks to @rosevered* Which Earth did you say you were from again?

Dick:

Dick: *sits down beside them on the carpeted floor and offers to shake their hand* Another one of Robin’s stow-aways, huh? Welcome to the Manor, @rosevered .

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

No matter how many times I tell the Bats that a simple thank you would do, they just won’t listen, so I hope you don’t mind!