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At the safe house…

Doorbell: *buzzes*

Jason: *sighs* It’s Morse code. It’s Damian.

Roy: How do you know?

Jason: Because the doorbell just said, “It’s me, morons”.  

Roy: *heads to the door* I’ll get it –

Jason: *holds him back and shushes him* No, no. Wait for it.

Doorbell: *buzz buzz … buzz buzz buzz*

Roy: What? Why? Might be the pizza.

Jason: Shh shh. Trust me.

Doorbell: *buzzzzz*

Roy: Jay –

Doorbell: *buuuuzzzz buzz buzz*

Jason: Hey, want some breakfast?

Roy: Dude, the door –

Jason: *grabs him and leads him to the kitchen* Come on, I’ll make pancakes.

~ ~ ~ 30 minutes later ~ ~ ~

Doorbell: *BUZZZZZZZZZ*

Jason: *chuckling* Ha. Knew it.

Roy: *burps* We’re really just gonna ignore that?

Jason: *wiping his mouth* It’s Morse code. It’s Damian.

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Let’s just say Jason wanted to hear everything Damian had to say first, @remakethestars .