Tim: *walks into the kitchen*

Tim: AHHHHH!!! 

Dick: …?

Tim: *pokes Jason’s shoulder and breathes a sigh of relief* Whew… Okay, he’s fine. I’m fine.

Dick: Uh… Am I missing something?

Jason: *gritting his teeth* It was one time, Tim. One time. And I said I was sorry, dude! I thought you were kidding and I was playing Arkham Knight with Roy and…

Tim: *glares at him*

Jason: *muttering under his breath* … So you really don’t have to keep doing this every time you see me…

Tim: Oh, yeah? Just making sure you remember not to tell me you’re dead next time I’m corNERED BY A BUNCH OF ROGUES AND DESPERATE FOR BACK UP.

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I think Jason’s starting to rethink that strategy, @heisnear .