Tag: tim drake

Red Hood: *arrives at his top-secret safe house* Hello, safe hou –

Red Hood:

Tim: *on Jason’s bed, looking like he hasn’t slept for three days straight, still wearing his muddy patrol boots, and typing at 200 words-per-minute on his laptop*

Red Hood: What are you doing?

Tim: Oh, um, I got tired of trying to find my safe house, so I just set up shop here.

Red Hood: Oh. Okay. That’s not weird.

Dick: *walks past Tim and Damian’s shared bedroom*

Dick: *hears loud thuds, scraping noises and muffled insults*

Dick: *knocks gently on the door* How’s it going in there?

Tim & Damian: GO AWAY!

Jason: *lights a cigarette by his doorway across from theirs* Wow. They kinda harmonized on that. Cool.

Family Patrol Nights…

Robin: *pretending to be on the Comm Link with Batman* Yes, I’m happy, Father! But I’d be happier if I didn’t have to share this job with such an idiot!

Red Robin: *setting up surveillance equipment* Brat, I can hear you.

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When you’re trying to turn over a new leaf but your brothers miss the “chaotic-but-fun” you…

Jason: What is that?  

Tim: *wiggles his eyebrows* Looks like a fuse.  

Jason: All right, what exactly are you planning? 

Dick: We’re planning to get you back. We want our brother back, the way he used to be.  

Damian: Todd, we are well aware of how much you used to like fire, explosions… 

Damian: *hands Jason a lighter*

Jason: *stares at it* 

Jason: Nice try. That was a long time ago.

Tim: Really? 

Jason:

Jason: *looks at the fuse again*

Jason: So, where does this go? 

Dick: Well, I suppose you could find out by crawling over the fence and following the fuse. Or you could find out… *grinning* the Jason way. 

Tim: We’re sure that you’ll make the right decision. 

Jason: Guys, I’m telling you. Things are different now! I’m an adult, I have responsibilities. I’m just not a sixteen-year-old maniac anymore who –

Jason: *hears a click, then sees that his hand has already flicked the lighter on and is holding it to the fuse*

Jason: Huh. Interesting.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When you’re trying to turn over a new leaf but your brothers miss the “chaotic-but-fun” you…

Jason: What is that?  

Tim: *wiggles his eyebrows* Looks like a fuse.  

Jason: All right, what exactly are you planning? 

Dick: We’re planning to get you back. We want our brother back, the way he used to be.  

Damian: Todd, we are well aware of how much you used to like fire, explosions… 

Damian: *hands Jason a lighter*

Jason: *stares at it* 

Jason: Nice try. That was a long time ago.

Tim: Really? 

Jason:

Jason: *looks at the fuse again*

Jason: So, where does this go? 

Dick: Well, I suppose you could find out by crawling over the fence and following the fuse. Or you could find out… *grinning* the Jason way. 

Tim: We’re sure that you’ll make the right decision. 

Jason: Guys, I’m telling you. Things are different now! I’m an adult, I have responsibilities. I’m just not a sixteen-year-old maniac anymore who –

Jason: *hears a click, then sees that his hand has already flicked the lighter on and is holding it to the fuse*

Jason: Huh. Interesting.

Family Patrol Night…

Red Robin: *setting up surveillance equipment*

Red Hood: *tapping his foot impatiently*

Red Robin: *hacking into a supervillain’s mainframe computer*

Red Hood: *squirming*

Red Robin: *sighs and shakes his head*

Red Hood: I need to pee.

Red Robin: Don’t you think it’s weird that you’ve already gone seven times today?

Red Hood: I think it’s weird that you’re counting.