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At a Batfamily meeting…

Red Robin: *nudging and whispering* How’d you do that?

Red Hood: *whispering back* Do what?

Red Robin: *sounding impressed* You were, like, ten feet away from the brat.

Red Hood: *sounding innocent* What are you talking about?

Red Robin: *smirking* I know what I saw.

Red Hood: *grinning* What did you see?

Red Robin: *shrugging* I don’t know. Nothing.

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A little while later…

Damian: ….

Damian: -Tt-

Damian: TOOOOODDDDDDDD!

Feel free to reblog with your theories. *wink*

Red Hood: *cackling* Good one, @imaginationphoenix .

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At a Batfamily meeting…

Red Robin: *nudging and whispering* How’d you do that?

Red Hood: *whispering back* Do what?

Red Robin: *sounding impressed* You were, like, ten feet away from the brat.

Red Hood: *sounding innocent* What are you talking about?

Red Robin: *smirking* I know what I saw.

Red Hood: *grinning* What did you see?

Red Robin: *shrugging* I don’t know. Nothing.

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A little while later…

Damian: ….

Damian: -Tt-

Damian: TOOOOODDDDDDDD!

Feel free to reblog with your theories. *wink*

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Because it’s not easy being the eldest…

Damian: Drake keeps changing the channel!

Tim: Aw, that’s great. Why don’t you tell Bruce on me?

Dick: Now, I’m “Bruce” in this little play? Alright, I refuse to get sucked into this weird little Robin dimension thing, so I’m gonna go and take a nice, long bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy.

They weren’t actually talking to you, Richard, but I guess it’s a reflex to you by now.

When you can’t wait to find out what Bruce got you for Christmas…

Jason: Alfred! We’ve got to break Alfred. Bruce tells him everything.

Tim: *looking into the distance* His goatee holds so many secrets.

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They said foolishly, not realizing that it’d be easier to get Batman to talk than to break Alfred.

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In the middle of a jungle mission (and both of Red Robin’s legs are broken)…

Robin: Well, we definitely can’t leave Drake!

Red Hood: We have to. Timbo, I’m sorry – 

Red Robin: No, you’re not.

Red Hood: I am, actually, which, whatever, but – 

Robin: *cocks and aims a gun at Red Hood* We are not leaving Drake!

Red Hood: Uh, what do you even think you’re doing?

Robin: I AM TAKING COMMAND!

Red Hood and Red Robin: *look at each other*

Red Hood and Red Robin: *laugh hysterically*

Red Hood: Oh, my goodness gracious! *wipes tears* Okay. Thanks, Little D. I think we needed that.

Red Robin: *clutching his stomach* We did. We really did.

Damian would be the first to recommend leaving Red Robin behind

^ Partly why his two older brothers find the situation hysterical. (He’s changed a lot, though. I think he’d be more protective of his family – including Timmy – by now.)

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On the way to Red Robin’s new safe house…

Steph: I can’t wait to see the inside of Tim’s safe house! I’m gonna learn everything there is to know about him.

Harper: I bet it’s really fancy. Like Wayne-Manor-fancy.

Jason: No. It’s probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he’s on Sleep Mode.