Jason’s on the Batcomputer, Tim’s working on his motorcycle…
Tim: What are you doing back there?
Jason: I don’t know!
Tim: What, are you just hitting random keys?
Jason: Well, obviously!
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Jason’s on the Batcomputer, Tim’s working on his motorcycle…
Tim: What are you doing back there?
Jason: I don’t know!
Tim: What, are you just hitting random keys?
Jason: Well, obviously!
Tim: *raises fist* Yeah, you know what this is?
Jason: Your best gal?
Tim: At least give me the gun.
Jason: *cocks the gun* I’ll give you the bullets!
Tim: You’d rather we both die?
Jason: I’m honestly kind of on the fence!
Tim: You’re just doing this to spite me.
Damian: And?
The Batboys and schooling…
From how I understand canon…
Dick was an average student who seemed more enthusiastic to go on patrol with Batman and Superman. He tried university for a while.
Jason took his studies seriously. He was the top student in class (with the report card to prove it)!
Tim naturally has superior intellect, but is often distracted by his dedication to vigilante work (thus, not a “model” student). He has plans to go to college.
Damian was pressured to excel at everything. He received incredibly expensive and topnotch homeschooling from a very young age (with a curriculum probably too tedious even for most adults).
Bruce: Jason, no, you’re not well. What are you going to do?
Jason: *bleeding heavily from gunshot wound* Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war.
Tim: Dogs… of war.
Jason: Whatever farm animal of war, Tim! Shut up!
Kidding aside, we know how canonically well-read Jason is, right? Of course he’s read Shakespeare. Don’t even mention his Hamlet-esque homage in “Red Hood: The Lost Days”.
Tim: *raises fist* Yeah, you know what this is?
Jason: Your best gal?
Dick: *pulls Tim and Damian apart* Hey! Enough, you two!
Tim and Damian: *pointing at each other* Tell him that!
Dick: Pretty sure I just did.
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