Trying to convince Tim to watch a movie on a school night…
Jason: Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail!
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When asked in an interview if he knew anything about “chicks”…
Tim: Fowl? No. Women? … No.
Conner: Tim, have you ever been beaten up before?
Tim: Yeah, sure.
Conner: By someone besides Damian?
Jason giving Cass tips on how to be sexy…
Jason: There was this movie, “Footloose” –
Tim: “Flashdance”.
Jason: Where this plumber chick –
Tim: She was a welder.
Jason: What, were you, like, in the movie?
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Give him a break, Timmy. He was gone for a while, remember?
Tim doing a crossword puzzle…
Tim: “Heating device”.
Bart: “Radiator”.
Tim: Five letters.
Bart: “Rdatr”.
After Damian insults Dick, Jason, and Tim…
Dick: Hey, hold on a second. Am I the “pretty boy moron”?
Jason and Tim: Yes.
Dick: Cool, because that’s the best one.
Jason: I want you to forget that I’m your brother for a minute. I want you to tell me exactly what you think of me.
Tim: How about I do this when you don’t have a gun?
A dangerous, live firecracker needs to be extinguished…
Jason: Okay, Timbo, you go get it.
Tim: Why me?
Jason: Because you’re the skinniest one here. If anything blows up, you’re the least likely to get stuff fly at you.
Tim: Yeah, but if you go, it would be better. I mean, who would be surprised if you blew yourself up?
Jason: Good point.
Tim: Bruce, I’m going to the prom.
Bruce: They’re all going to laugh at you.
Tim: Gee, Bruce, you’re making the moment too damn special.
Steph: I want Tim to give me that stupid promise ring!
Dick: Look, Steph, Tim is very sensitive.
Jason: Girlish, even.
Dick: So, he just wants to wait for the right time to give it to you.
Steph: You know what, Dick? You’re right. I’ll give him time.
* Tim enters the room *
Steph: WHERE’S MY RING, YOU IDIOT?
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