When your best bud is still learning how to be “human”…
Conner: That’s a third of the way to Mars!
Tim: Conner, for the last time, Thirty Seconds To Mars is the name of a band, not a fact.
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When his older brothers piss him off…
Damian: Note to self: investigate legal ramifications of impaling adoptive brothers.
Trying to earn Damian’s sympathy in behalf of Tim…
Dick [to Damian]: He’s a full-on Monet. He’s like a painting, see? From far away, he’s okay. But up close, he’s a big old mess.
Giving brotherly dating advice…
Jason [about Zoanne]: Option One: ask her out.
Tim: Impossible.
Jason: Fair enough. Option Two: become her friend.
Tim: She’s the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.
Jason: Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.
Tim: It’s a route I’ve considered.
Jason: …
Jason: And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of…?
Tim: Hygiene.
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Tim, no. Also, get enough sleep before you start contemplating these things.
Pre-boss fight pep talk with the Batboys…
Nightwing: Look, I love you guys. This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. So, please, do not make me give the whole ‘It’s not about how we go out there and do it, it’s about getting to go out there and do it together’ speech that I just gave you. What are you? You’re not a cop.
Red Robin: I’m a Gotham vigilante.
Nightwing: Oh, yeah! What are we?
Red Robin and Robin: Gotham vigilantes!
Red Hood: Hey, hey, hey, hold that up. Look, it’s not bro time, it’s show time. Are you guys ready?
When Tim met Damian…
Damian: And I am double the worst trouble you ever had.
Batfam Week Day 7 –
preparations forFather’s Day
So, remember that Robin issue where Tim gave Bruce a (broken) watch for Father’s Day (after, you know, fighting off a bunch of villains)?
I needed this comic to be canon like yesterday. Haha! Kudos to the artist. 🙂
Imagine: Tim and “Batprince” Damian while on vacation abroad.
Imagine: Tim covering for a terrified-of-human-affection Jason.
Post-mission debriefing (and you really just want to get some sleep)…
Bruce: Questions?
Dick: Is this your only lead?
Bruce: His responses to my interrogation were hostile at best.
Tim: Clarify “hostile”.
Bruce: *through his teeth* Use my tone now as a guide.
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