Telling your new girlfriend about the (Bat)family be like…
Tim: You know how every family has its secrets? Ours are a little different.
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Tim: You’re okay?
Jason: Once my heart starts beating again, yeah.
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We get it, Jay. You died once. Also, you just tripped on a rock.
Investigating a crime scene…
Red Robin: It’s probably a dumbwaiter. All these old houses had them.
Red Hood: Know-it-all.
Red Robin: What?
Red Hood: What?
Red Robin: You said…
Red Hood: What?
Red Robin: Never mind.
Because Bruce “dies” a lot…
Barbara [to Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian]: You boys have serious abandonment issues, don’t you?
When cracking jokes at inappropriate times is in your system…
Jason: Too soon?
Tim: Yeah, Jason, I’m pretty sure six seconds is too soon.
Presenting the all-new “R.O.B.I.N. Battle Protocol”…
Red Robin: What’s the plan here?
Nightwing: Don’t die.
Jason: You going to sleep?
Tim: Damn straight. Screw consciousness, I say.
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That’s the sleep deprivation talking, Timmy. You go stick it to… consciousness.
When you’ve already gone undercover as a female for a mission once and your big brother wants to milk it…
Red Hood: You’re gonna flirt your way past.
Red Robin: I can’t. He’s not my type.
Red Hood: You’re gonna have to play through that.
Red Robin: As in, he’s not a girl.
Red Hood: Oh. Oh! Pretend he has boobs.
Jason [to Tim]: Your password is “winning” with two “1’s”? Fail.
When asked who Damian Wayne was…
Tim: He’s kind of like the little brother I never wanted.
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