Playing a prank on your sleep-deprived, way-too-tired-to-care brother be like…
Tim: You mean I’ve had a toy on my desk all this time?
Jason: You mean you thought you had a real landmine on your desk?
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Reassuring your family and friends be like…
Tim: I’m better now!
Tim: I mean, sure, I’m depressed, and I’m constantly sick, and nothing really brings me joy, but it just feels right!
When asked if, given his life as a superhero/vigilante, anything still surprises him…
Tim: This morning I saw a YouTube video of a puppy riding a motorcycle. So my bar my bar for stunning is pretty high.
Dealing with emotions, Batfamily style…
Dick/Jason/Tim/Damian [to Bruce]: This will be blown way out of proportion! You have my word on that!
What he thinks to himself after single-handedly incapacitating an army of assassins, successfully infiltrating a top secret facility, and earning the respect of a criminal mastermind…
Red Robin: I am 100 percent sure that I am zero percent sure of what to do.
Trying to convince your brother of why he needs to move back into the Manor…
Dick [to Tim]: Your safe house isn’t haunted. You’re lonely.
The Tim Drake Effect…
Tam [to Red Robin]: You are so brilliant and kind and stupid-hot!
Making sure your brother doesn’t feel left out…
Dick [to Tim]: We’ll do a double date. You and you, and me and Babs!
Morning coffee with your best friend be like…
Conner: Why are you laughing?
Tim: *wipes tears off his eyes* Because my dream is dead.
Who said it better?
Batman/Red Robin: If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.
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