Wayne Enterprises gala…
Tam: *comes down the steps in a red sheer gown*
Tim: *eyes widen, jaw drops*
Tim: Wow.
Tam: *shyly* So, you approve?
Damian: I think what my ape-like brother meant to say was that you look fantastic.
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Drive-through at Big Belly Burger in the Batmobile…
Tim: I cannot believe you made me an accomplice to a crime.
Jason: *slurps* A victimless crime.
After interviewing a witness in Gotham City…
Red Robin [on the Comm Link, to Nightwing]: Yeah, she was saying that this guy with a red helmet was really nice and polite, and that he was a gentleman.
Red Robin: *nods*
Red Robin: I wanted to make sure we were talking about the same Jason Todd.
When Obsessive Planner Robin and Adrenaline Junkie Robin team up…
Tim: Who packed this parachute for you? It’s not gonna open.
Jason: It’s only six miles down. I’ll grab your legs.
Jason [about Damian]: The kid’s a smart-ass!
Tim: Takes one to know one.
Tim: Did you hear about the art gallery robbery?
Jason: I’ve been here all morning!
Tim: That was not an accusation.
Jason: Sorry, habit.
Strolling around Gotham City with your best buds be like…
Bart: *shrugs* I can see the attraction of living here.
Conner: Yeah, it kinda grows on ya.
Tim: That’s the nicest thing Kon’s ever said about this place.
Conner: I didn’t mean it.
Tim: I don’t want a relationship.
Dick: Coffee is not a relationship, Tim, it’s a beverage.
Tim: Not true. Every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.
Yeah, but you have a relationship with the person, Timmy, not the… Ugh. Never mind.
Jason: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around coffee?
Tim: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?
Tim: Let’s just not talk.
Jason: You mean now? Or ever?
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