Partying at the Manor while Batman’s away on an interplanetary Justice League mission be like…
Tim: *wiping vomit off his face*
Tim: I’m never gonna drink again.
Jason: Quitter.
Dick: Jason!
Jason: Oh, right. *slaps Tim on the back* Atta boy!
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Mornings at the Manor…
Jason: *cooking*
Bruce: *reading the Gotham Gazette*
Dick: *balancing a pile of saucers on his index finger*
Tim: *fast asleep and drooling on the kitchen table*
Damian: *feeding Titus*
Alfred: *picks up the recipe book Jason’s using*
Alfred: “Cooking for Dummies”, Master Jason?
Jason: No offense, Timbo! I’m actually cooking for everybody.
When you realize that your brother is in need of some serious help…
Jason: *reading from a self-help book that Harley Quinn gave him*
Jason: “You’re angry and resentful. But what you need to understand is that resentment is the mortar that holds the bricks of loneliness together in a wall of alienation and despair”. Chapter 3, “Knocking Down the Wall”.
Tim: Bite me. That’s Chapter 1 in my forthcoming book entitled, “Bite Me”. Chapter 2 is called “Kiss My Pale White Ass”.
Tim: *drinks his seventh espresso shot*
Tam: *entering the Wayne Enterprises building*
Tim: *fidgeting with his double-breasted suit*
Tim: *closes his eyes for a second, then exhales*
Tim: Do I look okay?
Jason: Timbo, she waved at you, she smiled. Clearly her standards aren’t that high.
Tim: Right, thanks.
At the Manor…
Jason: It’s because of you that Tim doesn’t want to come here anymore!
Damian: Good. Tell me what I did so that I can do it to you.
Dick: Where are we going?
Tim: We are going to talk some sense into Bruce!
Dick: Really? It’s hard to imagine that turning out well.
And the original Boy Wonder would know that better than anyone (except maybe Alfred).
Flirting with a geeky, sleep-deprived, teenaged vigilante be like…
Tim: You smell like strawberries.
Tam: It’s my lip gloss.
Tim: Does it taste like it smells?
Tam: *grins* You wanna find out?
Tim: Sure!
Tam: *leans in to kiss him*
Tim: *uses a finger to wipe lip gloss off her lips, then tastes it*
Tim: Mmmm.
Shopping for your father’s birthday at an antique shop be like…
Dick: *looking at weapons previously owned by Earth-2 superheroes* Let’s just pick out a present that reflects Bruce.
Damian: *attempting to touch said weapons*
Tim: *browsing a rack of Silver Age costumes* Like what?
Dick: *swatting at Damian’s grabby hands*
Jason: *staring at a painting* How about a grizzly bear ripping apart a salmon?
Damian: -Tt-
Rescuing a beautiful damsel in the middle of a snowstorm be like…
Tam: Oh, no! How will I stay warm?
Red Robin: I recommend the buddy system.
Tam: *rolls eyes* You’re cute.
Red Robin: *grins* I know.
Wait, wait, wait.
Dick. Jason. TIM. Damian.
In. One. Panel? (I’m desperately assuming!) *heart racing*
After all this time! I’ve missed them all together like this so much!
Preview for Batman #33 (October 2017).
Oh, I’m so sorry! I stand corrected. Remember how I said “desperately assuming”? @lukefox pointed out that Tim isn’t in the panel, but Duke.
Actually, I thought Tim’s jacket’s being chewed on by (is that… ?) Ace, Dick’s sitting on the couch, and Jason’s sitting across him. Buuut, I guess it’s more, Jason’s jacket (Makes sense, now that I think of it… I mean, leather jacket…) and Duke sitting across (explains the curls and the facial features).
And that’s fine with me, too. These four boys are really fun to see together, too. (I mean, Batman #16? Batburger was awesome.)
I just wanted Tim back with them so bad, I guess. I love seeing Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian sharing panels.
THEN, I freakin’ remembered (and this is why @lukefox is so correct about correcting me), Tim’s still stuck! “A Lonely Place of Living”, finale, comes out in November, and this issue comes out in October.
So, sorry, everyone! The operational term was “desperately”.
Thanks, @lukefox! That was embarrassing. Hahaha.
Also, that’s got to be Damian reading, right?
So handsome, these boys/men.
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