Tim: I’m telling you to back down, Damian!
Damian: And I’m telling you that I will never back down!
Tim: Then I’ll make you!
Damian: Oh, really? How are you going to do that, Drake?
Tim: Through the use of force.
Damian: That is very general and does not scare me in the slightest.
Jason: Yeah, Timbo?
Tim: I’m not talking to you.
Jason: Oh. Who are you talking to?
Tim: Kon.
Jason: *looks around the room*
Jason: Uh. He’s not here, Timmy…
Tim: No. He’s not.
Super hearing and super friendship. Duh, Jay.
Jason: *walks into Damian’s bedroom*
Dick, Tim, and Damian: *playing cards on the floor*
Jason: *plops down beside Tim*
Damian: You can’t be in here, Todd. You already have three farting strikes against you.
On how he plans to celebrate Father’s Day…
Bruce: My sons are going to make me breakfast in bed.
Bruce: Well, actually, Alfred’s going to make the breakfast and I’m going to get in bed, but they’re going to bring it to me.
Damian: For your information, Drake, I don’t have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape.
… of that place where you were trained to become an assassin?
Tim: We need to talk.
Steph: Are you breaking up with me?
Tim: Oh, good. Guess we don’t need to talk.
He’s, um, a very busy dude.
Damian: You’re just as selfish as I am, Drake! You’re just not as good at it yet.
Tim: You’re right. I could never be as good as you. Probably because I actually care.
Damian: Profound, but technically meaningless.
Dami does, too. He just won’t admit it to himself. *shrugs*
When you hear squeaky rat noises in the Batcave…
Jason: Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. We form an allegiance –
Tim: Sure.
Jason: – to use sudden violence.
Tim: Okay.
Jason: Do you have the tools to turn your bo staff into a stake?
A little overkill, don’t you think, boys? Also, Damian won’t be too happy about this.
Red Robin: *typing away on the Batcomputer, sipping coffee from a pitcher through a straw*
Red Hood: Hey, Timbo?
Red Robin: What?
Red Hood: You wanna pull a prank on Dames?
Red Robin: Not right now, but ask me again ten years ago.
Waiting for Red Robin’s return be like…
Robin: I miss Drake.
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: Congratulations, Universe. You win.
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