Mornings at the Manor…
Breakfast in the kitchen…
Dick [to Tim and Damian]: Jay just walked in. Here he comes, hide the bread!
Enough with the bread jokes, boys.
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At the Gotham City Comic Con…
Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin: *in their superhero uniforms*
Duke: *blinks*
Duke: Either this is a mission, or you guys are really good at hiding your hobbies.
Damian: *walks into the Manor kitchen in his Robin uniform drenched in swamp water*
Tim: Who saved you?
Damian: They did.
Tim: They saved you? Did they? Could you be any more cryptic?
Finding out that your brother’s being hunted down by mercenaries be like…
Nightwing: Jason! What are you doing here?
Red Hood: Someone needs to protect the little bird, huh?
Red Robin: Well, that’s very thoughful. Thank you very much, I guess.
Red Hood: Plus, I didn’t want to miss any gunplay. Come on!
Tim: Drop it, brat.
Damian: Can’t do that, Drake.
Jason: Guys, guys, guys, guys. Let’s just, let’s just take a minute here. Remember, we’re a family –
Tim and Damian: Stay in the car!
Jason: Technically, I still have one foot in the car.
Red Robin: *referring to Damian’s sword* Drop it, brat.
Robin: *tightening his grip* Can’t do that, Drake.
Red Hood: Guys, guys, guys, guys. Let’s just, let’s just take a minute here. Remember, we’re a family –
Red Robin and Robin: Stay in the car!
Red Hood: Technically, I still have one foot in the car –
Mornings at the Manor…
Dick, Tim, and Damian: *watch as Bruce and Selina come out of the bedroom*
Jason: A man. A woman. A bedroom. Let’s solve for x.
Catching your brothers sneaking into Damian’s bedroom be like…
Dick: This is an unacceptable invasion of privacy! Did you read his diary too?
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: No. We couldn’t find it.
It’s a matter of survival, Dick. They need to know if and when the little twerp plans to attack them and how. (Come on, like you don’t know want to know what goes on inside his head, too.)
Nightwing: *on the Comm Link* Tim’s going to be okay, Bruce. He’s only stunned.
Nightwing: *mutes Comm Link* You didn’t kill him, right?
Robin: Of course not.
Nightwing: *unmutes Comm Link* He’s only stunned.
When super families hang out…
Clark: *holding a bullet*
Jon: *glaring with glowing red eyes*
Jason: *clears throat*
Jason: We don’t mean your family any harm.
Tim: Well, you did just shoot at his dad.
Jason: Aside from shooting your dad, we don’t mean your family any harm.
Bruce: *groans*
To be fair, Jason just wanted to see if the rumors were true.
Damian’s not gonna be too happy when he finds out about this, though. Especially when Jon says that he’s no longer in the mood to go on patrol with him.
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