Tag: tim drake

Jason: *doing wheelies, stoppies, and burnouts*

Jason: *jumps while his motorcycle’s mid-air, does a backflip, then gets back on and lands gracefully in front of Tim*

Tim: *sips coffee* This morning I saw a YouTube video of a puppy riding a motorcycle, so my bar for stunning is pretty high.

Catching up with your best friend be like…

Conner: Hey, buddy, how’ve you be –

Tim: I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last motorcycle; I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Lady Gaga is and now I’m afraid to ask.

He hasn’t slept in three days, is what he meant to say, Kon.

When your best friend misses you and wants to hang out but you’re exhausted from patrol and really just not in the mood…

Tim: Metropolis has a lot of stuff and people, but I like to nothing and hang out with no one, so no, thank you, Kon. And I love you, but no, thank you.

Mornings at the Manor…

Bruce: *drinking coffee, watching as his children gather in a small circle in the kitchen*

Tim: So, hands in.

Jason, Steph, Duke: *put their hands one on top of the other over Tim’s*

Tim: Defeat that little brat Damian on three! 1, 2, 3!

Bruce: *spits out coffee*

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You kids just couldn’t at least let your father finish his coffee in peace, could you?

Mornings at the Manor…

Tim: *groans* My insides are dying.

Jason: *drinks milk directly from the carton* So, not fine?

That’s what you get when you’ve had nothing but coffee and energy drinks for the last 48 hours, Timmy.