3 AM at the Manor…
Jason: *leaning on Tim for support*
Jason: *giggling and whispering* Timbo, take me to Alfred and move slow…
Jason: … I’m still drunk… ing my coffee, Bruce!
Bruce: Hn.
Guess who’s grounded?
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Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: Jay, I need you for this. You’re sneakier than I am, you’re a bigger liar, and you have no moral compass.
Red Hood: Look, thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid high security facility? That’s not even a challenge.
Why Jon’s no longer allowed to hang out at the Manor…
Jason: You don’t make a shiv out of a knife.
Tim: Yeah. You make a shiv out of a rusty spoon or a shard of glass.
Jason: Or a human femur.
Tim: Exactly. Be creative.
Jon: 0_0
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And Damian’s like, “You two idiots did this on purpose!”.
Meeting your brother for the first time be like…
Tim: Hey, I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Tim. *offers to shake hands*
Damian: And I’m disgusted.
Isn’t this how it happened?
As Bruce and Selina prepare to recite their vows to each other…
Dick: *whispering* A little heads up: There’s no way I’m not crying at this wedding.
Tim: Dick, you cried on the way here.
Jason: You’re like that guy from that movie who wishes he was never born. *snaps his fingers, trying to remember the title*
Tim: “It’s a Wonderful Life”.
Jason: You say that, but do you mean it?
At the Watchtower…
Justice League: *watching surveillance, Youtube and news footage on the mainframe computer*
Batman: *walks into the room and sees Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin and Lark (and a bunch of burning buildings and screaming citizens) on the screen*
Superman: *arms crossed*
Wonder Woman: *hands on hips, shaking her head*
Aquaman: *raises an eyebrow*
The Flash: *wide-eyed*
Green Lantern: *biting his lip to suppress a smirk*
Cyborg: Wo-ho-hoooooo.
Batman: Hn.
Batman: Whatever they did, add it to my tab.
Batman: *walks out*
Dick:
Bruce:
Alfred:
Dick: Should you be more worried that Tim has a medical student’s uniform in his closet?
It was one time, Dick. And you know that it was for an undercover mission. (Yes, ‘tis canon.)
When your brother asks you to go to Ikea with him…
Tim [to Jason]: I’ve been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company.
“A Lonely Place of Sleeping”, huh?
Growing pains…
Tim: *frowning as he examines his reflection on the bathroom mirror* Hey, Jay, can you see this?
Jason: What pimple?
Good job, Jay. We know you meant well, but you just made your brother ten times more grateful that his cowl covers half his face.
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