Damian: Drake. I often find you to be a real pain in my butt.
Tim: *deadpan* Wow. If I weren’t so shocked, I might be offended.
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Batman [to his Robins]: Some of you may die… but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Kidding! Come on, Bruce loves his kids to Apokolips and back.
When hardly anything fazes you anymore…
Red Hood: You came to tell me something?
Red Robin: We have to dig remains out of an industrial shredder for our investigation.
Red Hood: Oh, good. I thought it was going to be something bad.
Jason: Yeaaaaah. Can’t eat pie that fast or you’ll cramp. That is a science.
Tim: Someday I would love to live in a world governed by your rules of physics.
Also, he’s only had three hours of sleep in four days. He can do whatever the heck he wants, Jay.
Mission briefing…
Red Robin: Understood?
Nightwing: *double thumbs up*
Robin: *salutes*
Red Hood: *turns off Spotify streaming in his helmet*
Red Hood: Okay, I’m just nodding here and pretending like I have some idea of what you’re talking about.
Mornings at the Manor…
Damian: This is a black kale-chia smoothie.
Jason: Why are you drinking that? Did you lose a bet or something?
Tim: Do you have an infected lesion?
In which Damian takes his breakfast elsewhere.
Kon: How are you?
Tim: Everyone keeps asking me that. I don’t know how to answer that question!
Jason: Did you know that fencing goes back to the twelfth century?
Damian: Fencing? Pfft. Do you know what’s even nerdier than fencing? Knowing when it began.
Tim: I don’t think you’re a nerd, Jay –
Jason and Damian: Shut up, dork!
Robin training with the original Boy Wonder…
Standing atop a gargoyle fifty stories from the ground…
Dick: Tim, buddy, you have nothing to fear but fear itself…
Dick: And the concrete. *dives*
Richard Grayson, you d… 0_0
Post-patrol Movie Night at the Manor…
Now Showing: “Under the Red Hood” (2010)
Red Robin: Are you… crying?
Red Hood: *vigorously wiping away his tears using Tim’s cape* What are you, a robot? It’s a deeply emotional movie!
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Oh, sorry, did it say “movie”? I meant family home video.
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