Tag: tim drake

my incorrect #hashtags (so far…)

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  • batman in love – Bruce, Selina, and their sappy, unconventional relationship

  • big brother of the year – mostly Jason being both the best and the worst older brother 
  • family patrol nights – because they are as dorky as they are bad-ass
  • grumpy old kid – because Damian
  • hug monster – just Dick doing what he does best
  • mornings at the manor – the sitcom of my dreams 

incorrect batfamily quotes

incorrect flash family quotes

incorrect justice league quotes

incorrect rhato quotes

incorrect super sons quotes

  • nights on the rooftop – for all those times Jim ended up talking to the air behind him
  • incorrect dc quotes
  • incorrect green lantern quotes

Update: caffeinated crusader – because Get some sleep, Timothy

Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: How the heck are you going to get on a train going 90 miles an hour, Dick?

Nightwing: I presume with great caution. 

Remember that time you trained while blindfolded with him, Timmy? Yeah. (Train-ed. Get it?)

Red Hood: *struggling to disarm motion-triggered, exploding handcuffs with a lock-pick*

Red Robin: *swiftly removes his handcuffs once the henchman leaves the room and starts working on Jason’s*

Red Hood: What th- 

Red Robin: Remember when you called me a “nerd” before? Get ready to apologize.

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When your adoptive son gets insecure…

Bruce: Dick, I wasn’t prepared to raise a kid like you. There’s no manual on how to raise a child who just lost both his parents. If there were, I would have read it a hundred times, cover-to-cover, because I loved you from the moment you stepped into the Manor. I just didn’t know how to show you.

… So you just encouraged him to fight crime alongside you? (Also, be careful, Batman. Declarations of love to Nightwing earn you the biggest tackle-hugs.)   

If there was a manual there would’ve been no batman because Alfred would’ve read that FUCKING BOOK FOR INSIGHT

And Alfred’s like, “Fret not, Master Bruce. I wrote one as you were growing up”, then drops a six-inch-thick journal by the Batcomputer. A second volume includes his time with Dick, Jason, and Tim, and a third (and special) one, with Damian.  

When you finally go on a date with that mysterious hottie you met on Tinder…

You: *batting eyelashes* Just tell me a story from your life that highlights your unique personality.

Jason: I once spent a year without touching a door knob.

Until his younger brother broke him out of wherever he was at the time using an override code that expired at midnight.

After giving Batman a status update…

Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: I’d take my comms out, too, if I were you. He sounded mad.

Red Hood: *click*

Red Robin: *click*

Robin: -Tt- *click*

Wow. You boys didn’t even give it a second thought.