Mornings at the Manor…
Jason: *munching on strawberry-flavored Poptarts*
Tim: *staring blankly ahead*
Jason: *waves a hand in front of his brother’s face*
Tim:
Jason: *snaps his fingers*
Tim:
Jason: *tips the big mug of coffee over, spilling its contents*
Tim: *slowly turns his head to face Jason*
Jason: You’re being so quiet. Are you upset or are you just rebooting?
I honestly feel like Dick Grayson would wear this, without shame or even joking because he thinks he looks good and it makes him feel fancy.
Someone draw this and tag me
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In which we can hear his brothers groaning all the way from Gotham and see his adoptive father’s hair become instantly grayer, @foxtrotsambablue. (Because of the horrors they face on a daily basis, few can top the sight of Dick in this.)
Dick will wear anything that makes him feel sexy and confident. ANYTHING.
@foxtrotsambablue @incorrect-batfamily-quotes behold, it is drawn
Alas, Jason’s face is tomato-red from all the face-palming, Tim’s is ivory-white from all the espresso shots he’s been taking like beer, and Damian’s is prematurely aged from all the horror-generated contortion.
Bruce simply left the Manor.
Alfred’s the only one who can stand it, @batfucktheshitpostgenerator.
When you’re still pissed at your brother for pulling a prank on you during patrol…
Jason: Hey, Timbo, I gotta ask you something –
Tim: *cups an ear* What is that I hear? The ga-ga-ga-ghost of someone who’s dead to me?
Well, for a time, he was dead to everyone.
When you’re trying to give your youngest son the “birds and bees” talk but your other sons want to stick around to see how it goes…
Bruce [to Damian]: *opens mouth to talk*
Bruce: *hears a camera shutter sound*
Bruce: Hn.
Bruce: *opens mouth to talk again*
Bruce: *notices the reflection of three heads peeking from a crevice in the cave on the Batcomputer screen*
Bruce [to Damian]: Oh, good, everyone’s in here. I was worried we’d have a private conversation for once.
A voice from the crevice: You’re welcome, Bruce!
When your brothers ask you what Batman’s mission-send-off hug was like…
Red Hood: *dazed* It was firm but tender…
Nightwing: *smirking*
Red Hood: I saw through space and time for a moment…
Red Robin and Robin: *giggling and elbowing each other*
Red Hood: But that’s not the point!!!
Nightwing, Red Robin and Robin: full-on belly laughter*
You know you miss those hugs, Li’l Wing.
The day Damian wayne giggles is the day dc dies
He’s already called Jon his “friend” in canon. Maybe this won’t be too far-fetched. Haha.
Mornings at the Manor…
Jason: *scouring the refrigerator*
Dick: *balancing a spoon on the tip of his nose while tiptoeing atop a kitchen stool*
Alfred: *picking up all of Dick’s fallen cutlery*
Tim: *fast asleep and drooling on his pancakes*
Damian: *tossing a “hay salad” for Batcow*
Jason: Ish iz anybody’sh shandwich? Because I’ve eaten half of it and I don’t like it.
You clearly don’t, Jay, based on that turkey scrap dangling from your mouth.
When your brothers ask you what Batman’s mission-send-off hug was like…
Red Hood: *dazed* It was firm but tender…
Nightwing: *smirking*
Red Hood: I saw through space and time for a moment…
Red Robin and Robin: *giggling and elbowing each other*
Red Hood: But that’s not the point!!!
Nightwing, Red Robin and Robin: full-on belly laughter*
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You know you miss those hugs, Li’l Wing.
Wayne Enterprises CEOs be like…
Bruce: Should we buy this country club then?
Tim: I love the fact that I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not.
Mornings at the Manor…
3:30 AM…
Jason: *yawns*
Jason: *turns on kitchen light*
Jason: *heads to the refrigerator to get some milk*
Jason: You’re up early.
Tim: *hanging upside down from the ceiling*
Tim: *staring blankly ahead*
Tim: That would be assuming that I went to sleep.
Who needs TV when you’ve got family?
Dick: *brings in freshly popped popcorn from the kitchen*
Jason: *plumps up two beanbags on the floor*
Dick: *sinks into a beanbag* I love watching Tim and Damian try to work together.
Jason: *munching on popcorn* Yeah, it’s like if Alien and Predator decided to go partners in a Jamba Juice.
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