tim drake – Page 107 – incorrect-batfamily-quotes

When you see footage of your father, who’s bruised, bloodied, bound and being taunted by a villanous metahuman, on the Batcomputer screen…

Nightwing:

Red Hood:

Red Robin:

Robin:

Alfred: *clears his throat*

Alfred: Boys, he wouldn’t want you involved –

Robin: *pulls his sword from its scabbard and releases Goliath from his cage*

Red Robin: *tracks the source of the footage and hacks into its system*

Red Hood: *reloads his guns and straps on explosives*

Nightwing: *lights up his escrima sticks* We’re already involved. We’re family, Alfred.

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I mean it’s not as if Alfred left that footage to stream for you to “accidentally” find against Batman’s orders… Right?

Dick: Timmy, what would you do if you were attacked by an invisible, malevolent force?

Tim: *shrugs* I’d tell Jason to lay off the bean burritos at lunch.

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Damian: *walks away after insulting Jason*

Jason: He’s a mean kid.

Tim: So, what? You’re mean, too.

Jason: Yes, but not to you!

Tim: Yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck.

Jason: That was… constructive criticism.

Tim: Well, what am I supposed to do about it, Jay?!

Jason: As a brother, my job is only to point things out.

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Mornings at the Manor…

Bruce: *drinking coffee, watching as his children gather in a small circle in the kitchen*

Tim: So, hands in.

Jason, Steph, Duke: *put their hands one on top of the other over Tim’s*

Tim: Defeat that little brat Damian on three! 1, 2, 3!

Bruce: *spits out coffee*

You kids just couldn’t at least let your father finish his coffee in peace, could you?

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Conner: Tim, have you ever been beaten up before?

Tim: Yeah, sure.

Conner: By someone besides Damian?

Jason: Did I tell you I got pepper-sprayed today?

Tim: You say that like it’s a good thing.

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And that was just for entering Damian’s room.

Conner: Wait, you signed up to go to Mars? When?

Tim: A couple of years ago.

Conner: Where was I?

Tim: *shrugs* We were fighting.

… and the resulting lack of sleep led to some very interesting decisions.

When your sleep-deprived, teenaged brother won’t come out of his room for three days straight…

Jason: *flips the light open*

Tim: *hisses*

Jason: You’re indoors and it’s dark. Take off the sunglasses. You look stupid.

When your adoptive father and eldest brother question how you and Red Robin caused 5-million-dollars-worth of property damage on a simple recon mission…

Red Hood: Because we’re awesome and you two suck. Next question.

Family Patrol Night…

Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: You can fire us both for insubordination if you want, but we’ve got this.

Batman: *hears an explosion in the background*

Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Batboys out. *click*

Red Robin: *click*

Batman:

Batman: *groans*