The Robins as…

GROCERY SHOPPERS (sent by Alfred)

Dick:

• Most likely to get stared at (for obvious reasons)
• Keeps calling Alfred to report on available varieties for each item on the list and bargains for his or his siblings’ favorite snacks
• Sings along or dances to the jingle while waiting in line at the cashier

Jason:

• Most likely to stick to the grocery list
• But his plan to “just get this over with” is usually derailed by a senior citizen struggling to put a heavy sack into a cart or a little kid trying to reach a toy on a high shelf
• Comes home to the Manor blushing deeply and with lipstick stains from a grateful old lady

Tim:

• Most likely to spend the whole day in the grocery
• Because (1) he’s still groggy from pulling an all-nighter for a case and can’t mentally process Alfred’s list, or (2) he can’t help but research the toxicity profile of everything on it, which somehow leads him to cross-reference them with recent sightings of… (*looks up from his phone* “Oh, Alfred! Why are you here? Where am I?”)

Damian:

• Most likely to sulk the entire time (“You do not send a prince to do a servant’s job, Pennyworth!”)… that is, until he discovers the pet section
• Also most likely to be sent back to return everything that he bought and pick up the things that were actually on the list

The Robins as…

PET OWNERS

DICK:

• Lots of jogging at the beach, cuddles on the bed and feeding from the table
• Will leave pet with Damian in spite of… [see: Damian, 2nd item]

JASON:

• Lots of “playdates” with Bizarro’s Pup-Pup
• Has disinfectants and anti-odor sprays all over his pristine safe house

TIM:

• Lots of incidents involving accidentally pouring coffee beans into dishes or aquariums
• World’s Greatest Trainer (Them: “Did you just say that it can… solve crimes?” Him: *grins smugly*)

DAMIAN:

• Lots. Of. Pets. (We all know this.)
• Cannot be trusted to babysit due to risk of not getting one’s pet back
• Impeccable grooming and clothes that match his

The Robins as…

HOSPITAL PATIENTS:

Dick: 

• “Oh, those glass shards on my back? I get them all the time. No biggie. Hey, do you guys serve cereal?”
• The staff love checking him ou – er, checking up on him.
• Regales them with stories of past injuries, which none of them can believe are even possible (”Then how are you still alive?”)

Jason

• Fake ID (since, you know, legally dead and all)
• Wheeled into the hospital room by 5 AM, out through the window in a hospital gown and onto a waiting motorcycle by 5:15 AM  

Tim: 

• Double-checks every diagnosis and every medication and cross-references them with similar cases in the city (and occasionally schools whomever is unfortunate enough to check up on him)
• Who knows how pure liquid caffeine got injected into his IV bottle?

Damian:

• “You call this food? My father will buy this place!”
• Physical examination? You might as well put your hand inside a Tasmanian devil’s tunnel.