Flirting with a geeky, sleep-deprived, teenaged vigilante be like…
Tim: You smell like strawberries.
Tam: It’s my lip gloss.
Tim: Does it taste like it smells?
Tam: *grins* You wanna find out?
Tim: Sure!
Tam: *leans in to kiss him*
Tim: *uses a finger to wipe lip gloss off her lips, then tastes it*
Tim: Mmmm.
Rescuing a beautiful damsel in the middle of a snowstorm be like…
Tam: Oh, no! How will I stay warm?
Red Robin: I recommend the buddy system.
Tam: *rolls eyes* You’re cute.
Red Robin: *grins* I know.
The way to a (geeky, crimefighting, mission-obssessed) man’s heart be like…
Tam: Tim, I understand your apprehension, but let me appeal to the detective in you.
Tam: Given the five-week end date, isn’t it the perfect opportunity to consider this an investigation and collect evidence on our compatibility?
Tim:
Tim: Don’t try to lure me in with sexy talk, woman.
Tam: If I saw you out with another woman, I’d be pretty upset.
Tim: Thank you.
Tim: Not just for being upset, but for believing that could happen.
Tim: Tam! I mean, Ms. Fox.
Tam: Tam’s fine.
Tim: *grins* I’ll say.
Tam: You’ll say what?
Tim: Uhhh, nothing?
Tam: Ahhh. A man of mystery.
When your boyfriend returns from a successful month-long mission with the League of Assassins and tries to make up for the lack of communication…
Tim [to Tam]: Well, this time it’s going to be different because I’m like a romance ninja. *kicks the air*
Tim: You won’t see me coming, and then bam! Romance! Watch out! *grabs her by the waist*
Tim: Hearts, kisses, love! Ewww waaaaah! *gently pins her to the floor and kisses her cheek*
Married Red Robin be like…
Tam: Is having a real-life wife who has sex with you getting in the way of your board games?
Dick:
Jason:
Cass:
Damian:
Conner:
Tim: A little bit, yeah.
How she wins him over later that night…
Tam: *wearing a Robin domino mask* Molecules.
Tim: *grabs her by the hand* Okay, come with me.
Tam: Where are we going?
Tim: To our bedroom.
Tim: So I can take everything off but that mask.
Tim: And maybe those green spandex shorts.
Married Red Robin be like…
Tam: Is having a real-life wife who has sex with you getting in the way of your board games?
Dick:
Jason:
Cass:
Damian:
Conner:
Tim: A little bit, yeah.
Tam: *gets off the phone*
Red Robin: *perched on her window sill* Who were you talking to?
Tam: Just this guy I met at school.
Red Robin: We’re still dating, right?
Stop pretending you didn’t wiretap that conversation, Timmy.
Tam: I’m dating Tim Drake-Wayne.
Tiffany: Yes. On purpose.
Tam: He’s handsome, he’s lanky, he’s brilliant, and his skin has a pale, waxy quality.
Tiffany: Well, sickly is the new sexy.
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