When your faux fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
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And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three rooftops away.
Dick: *reads newspaper article about the Drake-Wayne/Fox engagement*
Dick [to Tim]: You intended to propose without telling me, your eldest and most good-looking brother?!
When you’ve been practicing how to smooth-talk in front of a mirror for days, but your crush walks in when you least expect it…
Tim: Meeting me. You are. Date. Second one.
Tam: Words are not in the right order but, hey, masked vigilante. *kisses him on the cheek*
How to rescue the damsel who goes halfway across the world to find you…
Red Robin [to Tam]: *hops onto his motorcycle, offers a hand*
Red Robin: Come with me if you want to live.
Or, you know, get into worse, life-threatening situations.
How to rescue the damsel who goes halfway across the world to find you…
Red Robin [to Tam]: *hops onto his motorcycle, offers a hand*
Red Robin: Come with me if you want to live.
Or, you know, get into worse, life-threatening situations.
Tim: What are you doing tomorrow?
Tam: Um, it’s my first day off. Nothing. I’m sleeping.
Tim: Do it with me.
Tim: The – the nothing part! Obviously not – not the sleeping part.
Smooth, Timothy.
Teaming up with someone you’ve been secretly crushing on to investigate a case be like…
At a neighboring mansion…
Tim: *rings the buzzer*
Tam: *notices the silhouette of a sexy woman approaching the door from within*
Tam: *rolls her eyes* Let me guess. Another “neighbor with your mail”?
Tim: No. You’re the only woman I’m stalking
in this neighborhood, I promise.
Wait, did he just say that out loud?
It’s okay, Timmy. She found it adorable.
Tam: *reading Ra’s al Ghul’s casefile* So, how old is this guy?
Tim: Let me put it this way: He was one of the original investors in Apple, the fruit.
Tim [about Tam]: She broke up with her ex-boyfriend. She said she didn’t want to go backwards.
Jason: In what multiverse is dating you not going backwards?
Tim: I know. This guy must be all kinds of messed up.
Tam: *entering the Wayne Enterprises building*
Tim: *fidgeting with his double-breasted suit*
Tim: *closes his eyes for a second, then exhales*
Tim: Do I look okay?
Jason: Timbo, she waved at you, she smiled. Clearly her standards aren’t that high.
Tim: Right, thanks.
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