When your faux
fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three roofs away.
Dick: *reads newspaper article about the Drake-Wayne/Fox engagement*
Dick [to Tim]: You intended to propose without telling me, your eldest and most good-looking brother?!
When you’ve been practicing how to smooth-talk in front of a mirror for days, but your crush walks in when you least expect it…
Tim: Meeting me. You are. Date. Second one.
Tam: Words are not in the right order but, hey, masked vigilante. *kisses him on the cheek*
How to rescue the damsel who goes halfway across the world to find you…
Red Robin [to Tam]: *hops onto his motorcycle, offers a hand*
Red Robin: Come with me if you want to live.
Or, you know, get into worse, life-threatening situations.
How to rescue the damsel who goes halfway across the world to find you…
Red Robin [to Tam]: *hops onto his motorcycle, offers a hand*
Red Robin: Come with me if you want to live.
Or, you know, get into worse, life-threatening situations.
Tim: What are you doing tomorrow?
Tam: Um, it’s my first day off. Nothing. I’m sleeping.
Tim: Do it with me.
Tim: The – the nothing part! Obviously not – not the sleeping part.
Smooth, Timothy.
Teaming up with someone you’ve been secretly crushing on to investigate a case be like…
At a neighboring mansion…
Tim: *rings the buzzer*
Tam: *notices the silhouette of a sexy woman approaching the door from within*
Tam: *rolls her eyes* Let me guess. Another “neighbor with your mail”?
Tim: No. You’re the only woman I’m stalking
in this neighborhood, I promise.
Wait, did he just say that out loud?
It’s okay, Timmy. She found it adorable.
Tam: *reading Ra’s al Ghul’s casefile* So, how old is this guy?
Tim: Let me put it this way: He was one of the original investors in Apple, the fruit.
Tim [about Tam]: She broke up with her ex-boyfriend. She said she didn’t want to go backwards.
Jason: In what multiverse is dating you not going backwards?
Tim: I know. This guy must be all kinds of messed up.
Tam: *entering the Wayne Enterprises building*
Tim: *fidgeting with his double-breasted suit*
Tim: *closes his eyes for a second, then exhales*
Tim: Do I look okay?
Jason: Timbo, she waved at you, she smiled. Clearly her standards aren’t that high.
Tim: Right, thanks.
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