Jason eating his first meal since coming out of the Lazarus Pit be like…
Talia: Okay, I’m glad you’re human and are again able to experience the concept of flavor, but can you at least dial down the noises?
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That one time – one time – Bruce and Talia tried to co-parent Damian…
Bruce: Well, I think stress is what leads to trouble. You know, the kind you put on Damian, even when he gets an A?
Talia: Minus. And an A gets him an extra hour of sleep. He knows that.
When you’re trying to have a serious conversation with your youngest child about his unacceptable behavior but his older siblings are hanging around and trolling…
Bruce: Everybody who Talia did not create, get out of the cave right now!
Talia: I’m not just a mother, and you are not a child.
Damian: I never was.
When you’ve just been resurrected and you’re still wrapping your head around it…
Jason [to Ra’s and Talia]: So, what? I’m miraculously healed and all you stunning people have magical powers?
If Bruce and Talia had raised Damian together…
Talia: Your son’s awake.
Bruce: Before sundown, he’s your son.
Talia: Father, I’m middle-aged.
Ra’s: Beloved, I’m middle-aged.
Talia: Really.
Talia: And how many 500-year-old men do you know?
When asked what his mother was like…
Damian: I know Talia seems scary, but, really, she’s just a manipulative, psychotic, Batman-obssessed, world domination-crazy she-demon.
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