In which we can hear his brothers groaning all the way from Gotham and see his adoptive father’s hair become instantly grayer, @foxtrotsambablue. (Because of the horrors they face on a daily basis, few can top the sight of Dick in this.)
Dick will wear anything that makes him feel sexy and confident. ANYTHING.
Alas, Jason’s face is tomato-red from all the face-palming, Tim’s is ivory-white from all the espresso shots he’s been taking like beer, and Damian’s is prematurely aged from all the horror-generated contortion.