batfucktheshitpostgenerator:

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foxtrotsambablue:

I honestly feel like Dick Grayson would wear this, without shame or even joking because he thinks he looks good and it makes him feel fancy.

Someone draw this and tag me

What do you think @incorrect-batfamily-quotes ?

In which we can hear his brothers groaning all the way from Gotham and see his adoptive father’s hair become instantly grayer, @foxtrotsambablue. (Because of the horrors they face on a daily basis, few can top the sight of Dick in this.)

Dick will wear anything that makes him feel sexy and confident. ANYTHING.

@foxtrotsambablue @incorrect-batfamily-quotes behold, it is drawn

Alas, Jason’s face is tomato-red from all the face-palming, Tim’s is ivory-white from all the espresso shots he’s been taking like beer, and Damian’s is prematurely aged from all the horror-generated contortion.

Bruce simply left the Manor.

Alfred’s the only one who can stand it, @batfucktheshitpostgenerator.